[D&D 4E possibly] Tiefling sex & love & feats

[Judd]

Feat for 4E:

Grab Those Horns

You are dating a tiefling. Is it true what they say?

Once per game you can re-roll either a History, Arcana or Religion roll if they somehow relate to a devil as long as you ask your tiefling girl or boyfriend about it while lounging in bed after hot tiefling sex.

[Ron Edwards]

Too conditional, Judd. I'd say, as long as some hot tiefling sex was played in this session, then you get the re-roll on those skills. 'Cause a devil's always in the details, and you can retrofit the "talked about it" part. Plus I'd add a +1 mod to all Charisma-based skills on the same basis - if people get the idea that you've been fuckin' a tiefling, they're impressed.

[Callan S.]

I'd be inclined to make it if something has gone wrong in the relationship, you get the re-roll as in trying to figure out what went wrong and some other adventure event, you gain an insight into both. Or a chance at it, anyway.

[Ron Edwards]

The above posts were split from: [D&D 4E] Vryloka + Blackguard: would you let your daughter marry one?.

I'm horribly tempted to do an OGL publication, in which all the rules (absolutely classic and text-perfect for the version of D&D concerned, naturally) address the ins and outs of a human-tiefling relationship. Talk about a dungeon crawl!

[Judd]

Lust for the Devil-God's Folk: a supplement about fucking tieflings by Ron Edwards

Back cover blurb:

If you read D&D and thought to yourself, "There are not enough feats about having rough sex with a tiefling," you have come to the right place.

[Judd]

There should definitely be a feat about carrying and delivering a tiefling child and clearly something about tying folks up/being tied up.