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Title: Forgie, Forger, Forgite, Smith
Post by: Mark Johnson on April 04, 2004, 05:39:05 PM
What is the best term for a poster at the Forge?
Title: Forgie, Forger, Forgite, Smith
Post by: Ron Edwards on April 04, 2004, 05:40:19 PM
Hey,

I liked Luke Crane's impromptu "Forgie." Hell of a lot better than "Forger," that's for sure.

Best,
Ron
Title: Forgie, Forger, Forgite, Smith
Post by: joshua neff on April 04, 2004, 05:43:29 PM
I'm still pushing for "Forgeroo."

G'dyap, pardners! Let's roll them dice & play them cards! Yeehaw!
Title: Forgie, Forger, Forgite, Smith
Post by: Peter Nordstrand on April 04, 2004, 06:07:04 PM
C'mon. It's a Forgite. The evolution tree goes something like this:

Trilobite --> Troglodyte --> Forgite

Um... sorry
Title: Forgie, Forger, Forgite, Smith
Post by: clehrich on April 04, 2004, 07:22:23 PM
I'm afraid my wife has taken to referring to you all (not that she's ever read the board -- she doesn't game) as "Forgereenies."  But she doesn't really mean any harm by it.  She just likes to make it rhyme with "weenies."
Title: Forgie, Forger, Forgite, Smith
Post by: Anonymous on April 05, 2004, 12:05:42 AM
I'm with Forgeite, though as you can see, I spell it a bit differently.
Title: Forgie, Forger, Forgite, Smith
Post by: Lance D. Allen on April 05, 2004, 12:06:59 AM
Quote from: AnonymousI'm with Forgeite, though as you can see, I spell it a bit differently.

That was me.. Wow, they really pulled off the rules in this forum. I didn't think it was possible to post as a guest anywhere on the Forge.
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Post by: talysman on April 05, 2004, 12:17:36 AM
Forgeoisie
Title: Forgie, Forger, Forgite, Smith
Post by: Walt Freitag on April 05, 2004, 12:23:09 AM
Quote from: talysmanForgeoisie

I'm in awe.

Take one "we're too serious at the Forge to give out points" point!

- Walt
Title: Forgie, Forger, Forgite, Smith
Post by: Bob McNamee on April 05, 2004, 03:06:59 AM
Thats got just the right feel
A fun cross of 'nose-in-the-air' and 'tongue-in-cheek'...with a sophisticated spelling.

:)

Plus it made me laugh!
Title: Forgie, Forger, Forgite, Smith
Post by: Asrogoth on April 05, 2004, 04:04:25 AM
I think I prefer Forgeite, as it easily can relate to something unique -- never heard of a Forgeite before.

Forger is cool, and has some great denotation/connotation to go with it... i.e. someone who forges (random metal ore into slicing blades of steel!) at a forge... whoa!

But perhaps we should deem some other quasi-intellectual nickname such as Forgeoisie (sp?). I am not too keen on this one though...

Possibilities...

Forgen/Forgeon  (i.e. Briton)
Forgeist
Forgette
Forgetteer

Anyway, that's all for now....
Title: Forgie, Forger, Forgite, Smith
Post by: Valamir on April 05, 2004, 04:08:12 AM
I'm rather partial to the Forgentsia to refer to a group.
Title: Forgie, Forger, Forgite, Smith
Post by: joshua neff on April 05, 2004, 04:12:35 AM
I like "Forgetteer"--"Okay! Time for the Forgetteer role call!"

"Forgeling" sounds good to me.

Or going back to when it was the Haephestus's Forge (or however the diety's name was being spelled), I suggest: "Fester."
Title: Forgie, Forger, Forgite, Smith
Post by: Paul Czege on April 05, 2004, 05:32:04 AM
I've pretty consistently used "Forgites." But I've been thinking of switching to "Forgistas."

Paul
Title: Forgie, Forger, Forgite, Smith
Post by: Andy Kitkowski on April 05, 2004, 05:45:35 AM
The Japanese Salaryman inside me says:

"Forujaa!"
Title: Forgie, Forger, Forgite, Smith
Post by: talysman on April 05, 2004, 06:31:56 AM
Quote from: ValamirI'm rather partial to the Forgentsia to refer to a group.

that's better than mine. I wanted to humorously evoke the "elitist" label other people attribute to the Forge, but "bourgeoisie" is a term *used* by elitists, not used *about* them. Forgentsia is thus more accurate.
Title: Forgie, Forger, Forgite, Smith
Post by: pete_darby on April 05, 2004, 10:49:40 AM
At this point, I would like to publically apologize for using the term "forgista" on RPG.net. It stuck for a week or so.

How a about the Forge Atristic / Recreational Talent Seekers? Are you one of the... hang on....

Forge United Church of Knowledge Seekers?

I'll go take my medication now...
Title: Forgie, Forger, Forgite, Smith
Post by: lumpley on April 05, 2004, 03:14:49 PM
I always call us Forge Monkeys.

-Vincent
Title: Forgie, Forger, Forgite, Smith
Post by: brainwipe on April 05, 2004, 03:35:47 PM
Forgeoisie made me larf. Either that or the Forgensia.
Title: Forgie, Forger, Forgite, Smith
Post by: Matt Snyder on April 05, 2004, 03:57:20 PM
I have, and forever will, refer to "us" as Forgers. It makes me positively gleeful.

Tough shit, Ron.
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Post by: Mike Holmes on April 05, 2004, 09:37:26 PM
Ken Hite has had some good ones. I think I like Elves best. Like we're forging in a workshop at the north pole.

Forgistas is pretty good, Paul. Keeps us sounding rebellious.

Mike
Title: Forgie, Forger, Forgite, Smith
Post by: Umberhulk on April 06, 2004, 12:54:03 AM
I'm surprised that no one has posted "Forger-ees"  yet ...
Title: Forgie, Forger, Forgite, Smith
Post by: Gordon C. Landis on April 06, 2004, 01:18:39 AM
I thought I'd see if there was any cool underworld slang for "forger" - I'm afraid the best I found was the Victorian "Screever" - calling Forge-ites Screevers doesn't quite work for me.  But in my searching, I found a very interesting charcater by the name Monroe Edwards.  I realize it's not an uncommon name, but I'm imagining him as Ron's great-great-grand uncle or something anyway:

"Monroe Edwards is a real person, and the events of his life are more or less accurately documented. Born in 1803 or 1808, depending on the narrative one chooses to follow, he led an eventful life as forger, swindler, and slave trader. The accounts bristle with tales of schemes, treacheries, and escapes. In 1840, for example, he went to London and attempted, with forged letters, to gain access to Lewis Cass, then the American ambassador, and such luminaries as the Duke of Wellington, Lord Palmerston, and Sir Robert Peel. Unsuccessful in this project, he returned to America in 1841 and launched upon a grand scheme of fraud and forgery, using spurious letters of credit to defraud a number of banks of large sums, perhaps as much as fifty thousand dollars in all. But his plan was too complicated and he was arrested and brought to New York to stand trial in June 1842. At the time of his trial, and subsequently, a number of pamphlets appeared, outlining the case and purporting to give details of his life history.

"Found guilty, Edwards was given a sentence of ten years in the state prison at Sing Sing. He attempted to take his life. Then, as audacious as ever, he planned an escape which would involve his apparent drowning. In 1846 he worked out an imaginative escape plan, undertaking all its details himself, for it depended upon his old skills of forgery and fraud. He wrote letters with fictitious signatures, the first to a Charles Barnes, a subcontractor in the fire department of the prison. Barnes was asked to mail an enclosed letter, addressed to Daniel Webster. The letter to Webster requested a legal opinion on some matter, but, more importantly for Edwards, asked that Webster mail an enclosed letter to President James K. Polk. As the story continues,

 The letter to the president purported to come from an intimate
 acquaintance of Monroe Edwards, who had powerful reasons for
 believing that the gentleman was entirely innocent of the charges for
 which he was then suffering; and it desired respectfully to know from
 the President, if the fact of that person's innocence should be manifest,
 whether he would not address a letter, over his own signature, to the
 Governor of the State of New York, requesting him to grant the
 unfortunate and injured man a pardon.

"Quite by accident, the scheme was discovered. According to the narrative, Edwards now became "subject to delirium" and died in the prison in 1847."

Gordon
Title: Forgie, Forger, Forgite, Smith
Post by: Anonymous on April 06, 2004, 02:07:30 PM
forge, forger, forgerino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
Title: Forgie, Forger, Forgite, Smith
Post by: orbsmatt on April 06, 2004, 04:30:48 PM
Forgeratos!
Title: Forgie, Forger, Forgite, Smith
Post by: Shreyas Sampat on April 06, 2004, 04:36:44 PM
Gee.
I usually think, "those geeks I talk geek stuff with." :)
Title: Forgie, Forger, Forgite, Smith
Post by: joshua neff on April 06, 2004, 05:28:18 PM
Quote from: orbsmattForgeratos!

Or "Forgeradoes"...

Or "The Fantastic Forge"--"The World's Greatest RPG Site!"--"The House of Ideas!"

I've been reading too many '60s Marvel reprints...
Title: Forgie, Forger, Forgite, Smith
Post by: Alex Johnson on April 06, 2004, 09:48:56 PM
Gamesmith is the best.  But don't forget to put on your snootie hat and pronounce it "Four-szhay".
Title: Forgie, Forger, Forgite, Smith
Post by: hix on April 06, 2004, 10:03:14 PM
<snort!>

Alex! Dude! You made it come out of my nose.

Steve.
Title: Forgie, Forger, Forgite, Smith
Post by: Steve Samson on April 07, 2004, 01:30:22 AM
I'd like to offer to this little tongue-in-cheek lexicon the following terms:

Forgekin: A minor rank of annoying, impassioned, game-design-obsessed dork who reads The Forge and quotes the ideas found there to anyone and everyone he or she shares a gaming table with.

Forgespawn: A former Forgekin who has transformed their outlook from blind zealotry to a benign sense of superiority now that they actually understand some of the concepts they've been blathering about. At Forgespawn status a Forgekin's keyboard becomes enabled so that they are able to actually post instead of just lurking.

Forgelord: The upper echelon of the Forge foodchain, Forgelords are former Forgespawn who have actually finished a game and published it in some form. As such, they are held in awe by the Forgespawn and Forgekin. Forgelords possess the ability to consume lurkers and guests and transform their fading lifeforce into Really Good Ideas(tm). This explains the phenomenon of registered users who never make it to poster status. These Really Good Ideas(tm) are then consumed greedily by the Forgekin and Forgespawn, who proclaim them to be "forgealicious"!

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I could go on, but I think I've taken this WAY too far already. :)
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Post by: talysman on April 07, 2004, 02:05:49 AM
Quote from: Steve Samson
Forgekin: A minor rank of annoying, impassioned, game-design-obsessed dork who reads The Forge and quotes the ideas found there to anyone and everyone he or she shares a gaming table with.

I think that's a little too close to "Forgeskin".
Title: Forgie, Forger, Forgite, Smith
Post by: Asrogoth on April 07, 2004, 02:35:52 AM
Okay, we've had Elves and Forgelings.

How about another smelty kind of character?

DWARVES!!!!!!

MUHAHAHAHA

Hiding in their indie caverns spread throughout the known world, the Dwarves seek not to conquer the land of man, but to overwhelm men's minds by the power of their creations of stone and metal that speak to the mysteries of Creation and the glories of the world.

Then again, "dwarves" could refer to people with stunted-growth ideas that can't measure up to the rigors of "real" games like D20... lol

j/k
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Post by: clehrich on April 07, 2004, 02:53:46 AM
Um, I think the problem with "dwarves" is that they have gold.  And we don't.  Mostly.  And they really, really want gold.  And we don't.  Mostly.  Right guys?  Right?  Hello?  <chirping of crickets offstage>