Happy birthday, Clinton!
There are only two people on the Forge who can post about personal birthdays. I'm one of them. Clinton is the other. We only do this once a year - at all, not each. There's a reason for this.
Best,
Ron
Happy birthday back, Ron!
That's because Ron and Clinton share a brain. Literally, they're the same person sharing control of one body! Ron gets it one year, Clinton the next (with small lapses of control in the interim so one of them can do something the other can't), and thus of course they can only wish themselves a happy birthday once a year! Whomever has control doesn't get to initiate the birthday wishes.
Yeah, now you know and you must live with the unrelenting non-euclidian horror like I have for all these years!
(But Happy Birthday anyways, Clinton!)