Print Page - [Donjon] Best/Funniest Classes

Title: [Donjon] Best/Funniest Classes
Post by: James_Nostack on February 02, 2006, 07:16:54 PM

Inspired by the Ninja! (http://www.indie-rpgs.com/forum/index.php?topic=18601.0) thread, I'd like to see more fun classes for Donjon.

Professional Coward
* Hide Anywhere

Beg to Reconsider

Stab Wildly in Terror
Run in Dread

"Oh God! What was that noise?"

A Beholder With 4 Eyes
* Anti-Magic Gaze
Chomp Damage
Mind Control
Eye-Zappy
Inertial Control

Ninja by xjermx (included for completeness)
*Sneaky like a Ninja!
Flip Out!
Hit people with Ninja Weapons
Very Wise
Detect Impending Attack By Rival Ninja Clan

Title: Re: [Donjon] Best/Funniest Classes
Post by: xjermx on May 26, 2006, 12:03:23 PM

Swashbuckler
*Looks particularly dashing
Jab people with really slender pointy swords
Swing from light fixtures/walk across tightrope
"Those arent peasants, those are Pirates!"
Witty one liners

Title: Re: [Donjon] Best/Funniest Classes
Post by: Bret Gillan on May 26, 2006, 01:28:31 PM

Drunkard
* Drink
Locate booze
Drunken haymaker
Drunken luck
Feel no pain

Title: Re: [Donjon] Best/Funniest Classes
Post by: ubergeek2012 on May 26, 2006, 02:00:34 PM

Mother:
*Scold

Know what you've been up to.
Inflict guilt.
Smack with wooden spoon.
Catch others "with hand in cookie jar".

Title: Re: [Donjon] Best/Funniest Classes
Post by: John Harper on May 26, 2006, 06:31:24 PM

Anime Hero
*Baffling mumbo-jumbo about "earth spirit return power" or some crap

Ridiculous Haircut
Swing Sword of Outrageous Proportions
Speed Lines
Chibi Super-Happy Freak Out Form

Title: Re: [Donjon] Best/Funniest Classes
Post by: Sonja on June 08, 2006, 09:53:12 AM

Hahahhaa

Title: Re: [Donjon] Best/Funniest Classes
Post by: Andrew Cooper on June 08, 2006, 01:48:56 PM

Vampire Hunter
*Woe is me! The world is a dark and lonely place! Angst! Angst! Angst!

Uncover secret vampire spies.
Turn anything into a wooden stake.
Find vampire lair.
Uber-cool black trenchcoat.

Title: Re: [Donjon] Best/Funniest Classes
Post by: Stefan / 1of3 on September 24, 2006, 02:18:43 PM

Toad-man

* Hypnosis

Strike with Tongue

Poisonous Skin (useful to poison weapons)

Jumping

Chameleon Skin

Title: Re: [Donjon] Best/Funniest Classes
Post by: Blake Hutchins on October 07, 2006, 11:32:34 AM

Lawyer

- Talk the paint off a barn wall
- "Objection!"
- Writ of Paralysis
- Race to court
- Hypnotic argument

Title: Re: [Donjon] Best/Funniest Classes
Post by: Blake Hutchins on October 07, 2006, 11:35:23 AM

Sorry, that ought to be:

Lawyer

* Talk the paint off a barn wall

- "Objection!"
- Writ of Paralysis
- Race to court
- Hypnotic argument

Title: Re: [Donjon] Best/Funniest Classes
Post by: James_Nostack on October 07, 2006, 04:09:56 PM

I'm of the opinion that a lawyer needs a litigation-based ability, at least if s/he's practicing in America. But mostly I'm just happy that this thread didn't die!

Title: Re: [Donjon] Best/Funniest Classes
Post by: Iskander on October 20, 2006, 12:21:56 AM

I was quite partial to the boy my PCs were out to rescue:

Demon Messiah
The Powers of Darkness (magic)
Be creepy as hell
Exert hellish mastery
Corrupt
Speak with forked tongue
Magic Words: demon, spawn, hellfire, pain, flay, fear

...who was surrounded by his small horde of:

Little Orphan Minion

Obey the will of the Dark Lord
Flail wildly
Painful reminder of innocence lost
Be vulnerable
Please, sir, may I have some more?

One player really didn't enjoy me using their Be vulnerable ability to cause their own deaths protecting their master.

The Forge Archives

Inactive Forums => CRN Games => Topic started by: James_Nostack on February 02, 2006, 07:16:54 PM