Let us now share stories about the hows and whys Thor sucks. Why he sucks at Jungle Speed. How he doesn't live up to the image of the Marvel Comic character. I could go on and on, but I leave it to you gentle readers to share you personal tales of woe with the Not So God of Thunder
He sucks because no matter how many times he humiliates Keith at Jungle Speed, the stupid (and drunk, probably) pollack keeps coming back for more. Maybe some day Thor will finally get the job done.
Quote from: John Harper on April 04, 2006, 04:50:40 PM
He sucks because no matter how many times he humiliates Keith at Jungle Speed, the stupid (and drunk, probably) pollack keeps coming back for more. Maybe some day Thor will finally get the job done.
Ah! Finally! Someone understands my Sisyphean task.
No matter what stories about Thor will surface Keith, it will not change the fact that You'll need him to edit CoS Re-Revised edition.
Quote from: drozdal on April 04, 2006, 04:56:52 PM
No matter what stories about Thor will surface Keith, it will not change the fact that You'll need him to edit CoS Re-Revised edition.
This ladies and gentlemen is an internet cock punch. I want you to notice the fine form of the post. He stayed on topic while at the same time artfully punching me in the groin like any good lover of Al Jolson learns to do...
Thor sucks because he edit-slaves full time for Luke and only part time for me.
And cause he wastes time trashing Sen_owski at Jungle Speed. Why tease the poor, pseudo-pollack?
Quote from: Michael S. Miller on April 04, 2006, 05:09:31 PM
Why tease the poor, pseudo-pollack?
come closer, child, and i'll tell you a secret:
despite his formidable reputation, when faced with Jungle Speed opponents of legitimate ethnic origins, Thor loses.
What I hate about our man Thor is that he'll take the time to demo Burning Wheel or other games he knows so well (and there are quite a few).
Why can't he take a page from Keith's rulebook and stand around convention booths actin surly with sunglasses on using the word fuck in as many sentences as possible?
What is that about?
Thor sucks because he doesn't live in Israel.
What's that all about!
I like Thor.
Everyone I like sucks.
Therefor Thor sucks.
Simple logic.
P.S. If you are reading this I probably like you too.
Thor sucks. But you know what sucks more? The "Thor-Nado".
If you know what I'm talking about, you know why.
Having never met Thor or seen any photos, I have to ask:
Does he look like classic Thor, or Ultimate Thor?
Quote from: mtiru on April 04, 2006, 05:38:47 PM
opponents of legitimate ethnic origins, Thor loses.
For all those who still live in the dark - "Legitimate Ethnic Origins" = the third world.
Quote from: Larry Lade on April 05, 2006, 01:41:38 AM
Having never met Thor or seen any photos, I have to ask:
Does he look like classic Thor, or Ultimate Thor?
Erm. Neither, really. If I had to choose, I'd say classic.
Quote from: Larry Lade on April 05, 2006, 01:41:38 AM
Having never met Thor or seen any photos, I have to ask:
Does he look like classic Thor, or Ultimate Thor?
Maybe Ultimate Thor if he got hit by the Hulk until he was shorter and wider without the flowing golden lockes.
Quote from: drozdal on April 05, 2006, 01:49:37 AM
Quote from: mtiru on April 04, 2006, 05:38:47 PM
opponents of legitimate ethnic origins, Thor loses.
For all those who still live in the dark - "Legitimate Ethnic Origins" = the third world.
Yeah, York, PA is definitely a third world cesspool. Like Lancaster, only slightly fewer Amish, right, Mayuran?
Quote from: mtiru on April 04, 2006, 05:38:47 PM
Quote from: Michael S. Miller on April 04, 2006, 05:09:31 PM
Why tease the poor, pseudo-pollack?
come closer, child, and i'll tell you a secret:
despite his formidable reputation, when faced with Jungle Speed opponents of legitimate ethnic origins, Thor loses.
Where's my cup of tea, bitch?
Quote from: Keith Senkowski on April 05, 2006, 09:55:29 AM
Quote from: Larry Lade on April 05, 2006, 01:41:38 AM
Having never met Thor or seen any photos, I have to ask:
Does he look like classic Thor, or Ultimate Thor?
Maybe Ultimate Thor if he got hit by the Hulk until he was shorter and wider without the flowing golden lockes.
rare footage of Thor (http://mayuran.home.mindspring.com/images/1431316.gif) from his career as a child star in norway.
Quote from: mtiru on April 05, 2006, 12:16:44 PM
rare footage of Thor (http://mayuran.home.mindspring.com/images/1431316.gif) from his career as a child star in norway.
Now that's just rude man! I've asked you over and over not to show that to anyone. I can't believe my mom gave it to you!
Quote from: Thor Olavsrud on April 05, 2006, 12:38:55 PM
Quote from: mtiru on April 05, 2006, 12:16:44 PM
rare footage of Thor (http://mayuran.home.mindspring.com/images/1431316.gif) from his career as a child star in norway.
Now that's just rude man! I've asked you over and over not to show that to anyone. I can't believe my mom gave it to you!
she thought you needed to be taken down a notch after your violent, hate-filled attack on an innocent polish dude (http://www.bobgoat.com/images/goofing/broken.jpg).
if she'd only known that you were actually striking a blow for freedom against a "possibly belarusan commie."
ps - i lied and told her the pictures would be going onto www.asshole-or-pole.pl
(http://static.flickr.com/55/118742604_27ed20e0d8.jpg?v=0)
Quote from: mtiru on April 05, 2006, 04:32:26 PM
ps - i lied and told her the pictures would be going onto www.asshole-or-pole.pl
(http://static.flickr.com/55/118742604_27ed20e0d8.jpg?v=0)
OLAF! METAL-FACE!