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Title: Fuck Rock n Roll!
Post by: Latreya Sena on April 08, 2006, 02:59:53 AM
...These stars are more like filmmakers!

Ron Edwards = George Lucas - in his younger years :-)
Vincent Baker = Quentin Tarantino
Paul Czege = Tim Burton
Clinton R. Nixon = Terry Gilliam
Zak Arnston = Steven Spielberg
Seth Ben-Ezra = Richard Kelly
Jared Sorensen = Peter Jackson

....
Title: Re: Fuck Rock n Roll!
Post by: Thunder_God on April 08, 2006, 03:49:05 AM
I dunno, it's possible Jared S. is Quentin.

Anyway, I'm Guy Ritchie.
We even share the first name.
Title: Re: Fuck Rock n Roll!
Post by: Ben Lehman on April 08, 2006, 03:54:38 AM
Shouldn't you be discussing indie film-makers?
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Post by: droog on April 08, 2006, 04:00:50 AM
Yeah--at least somebody less crassly commercial. Like Bergman or Cassavetes.
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Post by: Gordon C. Landis on April 08, 2006, 05:01:47 AM
In this, one thing is certain - Jared is Cronenberg. The rest, I have no clue. 
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Post by: talysman on April 08, 2006, 05:10:56 AM
No, Jared is not Cronenberg. Ron is Cronenberg. Jared is Don Coscarelli.

WHO?!

The guy who directed "Phantasm", of course. BOY.

I am Roger Corman.
Title: Re: Fuck Rock n Roll!
Post by: Latreya Sena on April 08, 2006, 06:42:57 AM
QuoteShouldn't you be discussing indie film-makers?

Hey dorks! All of these directors were major, classic, indie filmmakers and for most films still are!

If Jareds going to be Cronenberg or Tarantino (hey, I concede he could be both) then that would leave Vincent to be.. umm...

Title: Re: Fuck Rock n Roll!
Post by: droog on April 08, 2006, 06:56:04 AM
I nominate John Cassavetes for Vincent.
Title: Re: Fuck Rock n Roll!
Post by: TonyLB on April 08, 2006, 08:25:53 AM
Dibs on Sam Raimi!
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Post by: lumpley on April 08, 2006, 08:57:06 AM
Yeah I'm all like, "Jared, Peter Jackson? The HELL does Jared have to do with Middle Earth - oh wait."

Someone should get to be Soderbergh.

-Vincent
Title: Re: Fuck Rock n Roll!
Post by: Ron Edwards on April 08, 2006, 09:33:29 AM
Not George Lucas.

John Sayles.

Best, Ron
Title: Re: Fuck Rock n Roll!
Post by: droog on April 08, 2006, 10:17:55 AM
How about Shohei Imamaura for Paul Czege?

Tony, I'm thinking maybe Pedro Almodovar.

Ron, I think you must be someone more seminal, like Kurosawa, or Jean-Luc Godard.
Title: Re: Fuck Rock n Roll!
Post by: joshua neff on April 08, 2006, 10:36:06 AM
Is there a more seminal indie director than John Sayles?
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Post by: Eric J-D on April 08, 2006, 10:52:21 AM
I think Jeff's got it about right.  Either would be more fitting for Ron than Sayles (even though I love Sayles' movies).

Kurosawa, according to film historian Donald Richie, was the first director to point his camera upwards and do a tracking shot of the sun through the trees (this is in Kurosawa's beyond-words incredibly brilliant Rashomon).  That, to me, has Ron written all over it--pointing folks in a direction that they hadn't really seen clearly before.  [Incidentally, you can see the heavy influence of Kurosawa's famous upward tracking shot in Terence Malick's visually beautiful The Thin Red Line]

Godard's a great choice too.  Given his famed commitment to "make it new," Godard was once asked something to this effect, "But surely you would agree that all films have to have a beginning a middle and an end, n'est ce pas?"  To which Godard gnomically replied, "Of course! But not necessarily in that order!"  That too strikes me as echt/i] Ron."

Cheers,

Eric



P.S. Ron et al, does it ever embarrass you all to have folks talk about you in this way?  Or does it "creep you out" (to use a phrase my daughter is fond of)?


P.P.S. To Josh: yeah, John Cassevetes. 

Title: Re: Fuck Rock n Roll!
Post by: joshua neff on April 08, 2006, 11:00:03 AM
Quote from: Eric J-D on April 08, 2006, 10:52:21 AM
P.P.S. To Josh: yeah, John Cassevetes.

The "father of independent films" who made harsh movies about troubled relationships and people's...er, demons? Yeah, good call.
Title: Re: Fuck Rock n Roll!
Post by: Eric J-D on April 08, 2006, 11:15:34 AM
Josh:

Hey, don't get me wrong.  I LOVE John Sayles' movies.  If there is any indei guy who, in my opinion, deserves to be brought to the top of the "Give 'em the Criterion treatment" list it's Sayles.  Several of his films that are currently available deserve to be given a good cleaning and spiffier presentation.  But I digress.

This might seem like a bit of a weird choice, but part of me thinks that Jared should be Jan Svankmajer.  Either that or the Quay Brothers.  I hope that flatters rather than infuriates, Jared.

Cheers,

Eric
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Post by: joshua neff on April 08, 2006, 11:20:59 AM
Eric,

Huh? I wasn't arguing with you, I was agreeing with you. Why are you still trying to convince me?
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Post by: Thunder_God on April 08, 2006, 11:34:46 AM
Pedro Almodovar is so totally Paul Czege.
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Post by: Eric J-D on April 08, 2006, 11:36:51 AM
Josh,

Not trying to convince so much as make clear that the love being shown for Sayles here is love that I share. 

Cheers,

Eric
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Post by: droog on April 08, 2006, 11:45:33 AM
QuotePedro Almodovar is so totally Paul Czege.

But Almodovar, he is ¡Muy Macho!
Title: Re: Fuck Rock n Roll!
Post by: joshua neff on April 08, 2006, 11:49:11 AM
Ah, gotcha, Eric.
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Post by: Thunder_God on April 08, 2006, 11:55:25 AM
And Paul isn't?

I'm saying for the fucked upness brilliance.
You know what I mean. My mom watches Almodovar, and I think my mom could enjoy Czege, if it weren't participational, AKA, if he were a movie director, which he'd be Almodovar ;)
Title: Re: Fuck Rock n Roll!
Post by: Bryan Hansel on April 08, 2006, 12:06:30 PM
Who's Kevin Smith?  Has anyone made five games about the same thing -- dick and fart jokes, and then after he said he'd never make another game like the others, he turns around and makes a sequel to his first game?
Title: Re: Fuck Rock n Roll!
Post by: Ben Lehman on April 08, 2006, 12:07:59 PM
I'm working on Kevin Smith :-)

yrs--
--Ben
Title: Re: Fuck Rock n Roll!
Post by: droog on April 08, 2006, 12:21:57 PM
I'm thinking Zhang Yimou for you, Ben.
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Post by: talysman on April 08, 2006, 12:38:03 PM
Ron can't be Godard, because he can't say "I hate all you bourgeois american pigs" in french.

Anyways, all roleplayers are Godard. Just watch Alphaville.