Hi, :)
Well? Is there?
Cheers,
J.
I believe this is it.
I also believe I get the last word.
Ah. It appears everyone's asleep.
That means I have the last word. Which is 'promulgate.'
- Walt
Curses! Once again you foil my fiendish plans!
Hi, :)
Post content in PS for lastitude reasons.
Cheers,
J.
P.S. Promulgate.
Veracity!
Hoy, :)
Nice try, hamster. :)
Yeah, I be camping!
Cheers,
J.
P.S. Intemporality
Radaction!
Mmmm ... camping together with friends. What could be better?
p.s. S'Mores!
Hey, :)
Hey! Radaction isn't a word! (Then again, neither is intemporailty, I realize...)
Never tasted s'mores, though there was a cool post about them on bash.org
Cheers,
J.
P.S. Cool! A warning to assist with...
...crossposting.
Crossposting cannot be the last word. The last word must be "Smock!"
Hoy, :)
Alright, Tony, you should know. Although I did like Walt's idea better...
Cheers,
J.
P.S. Smock
Well, if you insist. To be honest I am very mercenary about it. I care less that the word be any particular word than that it be MINE.
p.s. Promulgate
Alacrity!
Hoy, :)
Is that so? No deal, then.
Jeez, my life is weird. I'm sitting here at 7am on a Monday while my wife is beside me reading the Dragonlance sagas... she has gym at 11, while I will probably have to do some work at some point in the afternoon...
And yet, here I am at a campout...
Here comes that cool crossposting warning again! :) Also, alacrity is a way cool word. Alas, it was not to be!
Cheers,
J.
P.S. Annunciate
Inhabitants!
It would be just like Clinton to just zone out and let this thread go on and on and on for the next six hours.
In fact, it's unfair to even claim that "zoning out" is likely. More likely he's sitting there watching us perform like little trained monkeys for his amusement. After all, why would he shut things down while we're doing a good job of whoring our dignity for last-word rights?
p.s. Ironic
Yellow, :)
Hey, no fair! Prophet, prophetize! ;)
Hey, wait, cool!
Cheers,
J.
P.S. Prophetize
Derelict!
Wazzaa, :)
Well, we're almost up to an hour past last year's deadline, but hey, I hope at least it won't go past midnight Forgie time.
Cheers,
J.
P.S. Circulate
Superfluities!
Ahoy, :)
Nate, (you don't mind if I call you Nate, do ya?) that was just unnecessary! ;)
Cheers,
J.
P.S. Superconducting supercollider
The last word should be
in the form of a haiku
or a limerick
Hey, :)
Heh! Cool! Nicely done.
Also, yeah, haiku would be a pretty good last word, so...
Cheers,
J.
P.S. Haiku
I shake my head at
your failure to step on up
and meet my challenge
Hoy, :)
Alright, bring it on!
I have no qualms with your shakes,
If game is all you want...
Cheers,
J.
P.S. Deconstruction
Unfortunately
Your last line has one extra
syllable. Failure.
All this posturing
Contributes to my headache
Yet I can't resist.
Hoy, :)
Well, now, so is yours
"Unfortunately" has
Six syllables, man.
Cheers,
J.
P.S. Chastisement
Un-fore-chin-at-lee
is how I pronounce the word.
Disagree? Too bad!
It surely does not
Who taught you phonics? Listen:
Un-for-toon-at-ly.
Hoy, :)
A haiku flame war
Over syllables, no less
Who would have thought it?
Cheers,
J.
P.S. Pennance
"Pennance" is no word
an unholy amalgam
"Penance" plus "pennant."
Either way thats five.
What, are you British? Whatev,
victory is mine!
Do you hear weeping?
Must be the English language
"whatev" makes it sad.
Hiyah, :)
Yes, the double enn
Was complet'ly fault of mine
An honest mistake
Cheers,
J.
P.S. Orthography
odd apostrophe
Could it be you count silent
"e's" as syllables?
Ahey. :)
Indeed, so I did
Not being a native brit
Or even a yank
Cheers,
J.
P.S. Phoneticist
Japanese artform
Rendered into English by
Portuguese native?
So tired i could
puke. So time for bed. I hope
Clinton shuts down soon!
P.S. Well-played, my friends. Well played indeed. Happy birthday Forge, and a good night to all!
Hi, :)
Is it not so cool?
Ambassadorial, too!
Cosmopolitan...
Cheers,
J.
P.S. Heh! From my own haiku! Ambassadorial.
Yes, I can feel it
Brotherhood across oceans
Bridge of syllables.
PS. loquacious
Hi, :)
This is getting old.
The prophet has retired.
Yet I shall endure.
Cheers,
J.
P.S. Tenacious
Will Clinton save us?
The question now is burning:
When is the deadline?
PS. fermentation.
Hi, :)
The end draws ever
Near to us! Midnight is fast
Approaching. Last words?
Cheers,
J.
P.S. Frenetic
'Tis the Witching Hour!
Good, I think I'm running out
Of material.
PS> Cretinous
Hi, :)
You and I alike!
The suspense is nerve-wrecking!
Who will be the last?!
Cheers,
J.
P.S. Irresolution
April 10th here, and still no end in sight. Or is that site?
Where do we stand now?
Well, Midnight has come and gone
Oh, when will it end?
PS. Deliterious
Hi, :)
Hah! A newcomer -
Fresh blood is what we all need
To start off again.
Cheers,
J.
P.S. Indoctrination
Blood for the Blood God!
A fresh victim will now seal
Our dark rituals.
PS. Sacrificial.
Hey, :)
Yet he must transcend
His single liner nature
To be born to us!
Cheers,
J.
P.S. Transhumanism
I'm not following
All the GM's fruity text
I kill everyone.
PS. Bellicose
Hi, :)
Alas, you have left
A legacy of meaning
also hard to grasp
Cheers,
J.
P.S. Disconcerting
ideas are few
Let me free-associate
Damn, I've got nothing
Yehow, :)
Free-associate!
You should go and find my drill
At the Endeavors
Cheers,
J.
P.S. Self-promotion
Your promoton ploy
Cannot match my laziness
With no hyperlink
PS. penumbra
Hi, :)
I would have put in
A hyper-link were it not
That I was rushing
Cheers,
J.
P.S. Hastiness
That's all right with me
It provided a topic
For my weary brain.
PS. Synaptic.
Hi, :)
We should now begin
To use each other's "last word"
As inspiration
Cheers,
J.
P.S. Exaltation
Ha! This I will use
For my own exaltation
As Haiku Master.
PS: Pernicious
Hey, :)
Baleful was the day
That I put forth this gruesome
Exchange proposal
Cheers,
J.
P.S. Sinister
Still going?! Sheeeeet, I must have misread something. I thought this was done.
Clinton is away
He cares not for our dumb shit
He has a wife now
Butter!
Ye, :)
Butter is misplaced.
It holds no metaphor and
It's not in the fridge
Cheers,
J.
P.S. Synchronicity
In midnight shadows
Stalks one who wars ruthlessly
Armed with syllables
PS. Pollution
Hi, :)
Adulteration.
Verily unexpected
and unrelenting
Cheers,
J.
P.S. Implacable
Once annually
Forge signal to noise ratio
Goes straight to toilet
Sucrose.
You think to dissuade
With still greater abstraction?
I will not falter.
PS. Indiscriminate
Hi, :)
An edulcorant,
Anonymous among all!
I drink from you both. ;)
Cheers,
J.
P.S. Equitableness
If fairness you wish
Then know that words are not made
By appending "ness."
PS. Friction.
If you Fool the mods
On RPG net talk board
They will ban your ass
Hey, :)
Elliot disagrees.
It chafes his very soul to
disregard his name...
Cheers,
J.
P.S. Untouchable
I understand not
When you speak of Elliot
Unless you mean Ness.
PS. inhuman
Hi, :)
Ness was the last word
in your previous attempt
at chastising me.
Cheers,
J.
P.S. Castigate
I'm going to bed now
For really real this time, though.
Y'all too ¡Muy Macho!
Harmony.
Now I understand
I am humbled by your
Oblique instruction.
PS. Inflation.
Hello, :)
Undeservingly,
my ego expands, and yet,
you are the best bard!
Cheers,
J.
P.S. Druidic
Cross-lingual artforms
Lead me to desire to write
Haiku in Ogham.
PS. Anthropological.
Heym, :)
Ancient languages
Lost in the mysts for all times
The past haunts us all
Cheers,
J.
P.S. Permeate
Headache, Haiku,
and Hunger. These three are all
I can think about.
PS. Alliterative
zyzzyva
Word, :)
Repeated letters,
corrupted by randomness
from a tao stranger.
Cheers,
J.
P.S. Contrivance
I must now confess
Ogham remark was nonsense
Showing off knowledge
PS. Vulnerable
Bye, Birthday Forum
It's sure been a lot of fun
See you in a year
Hi, :)
Yet I looked it up.
Unassailable, it seems
fitting for the cue.
Cheers,
J.
P.S. Mnemonic
Ironic, you think
That i could not remember
that last word's meaning?
PS. perpetual
Hi, :)
No! The pain! The pain!
This Haiku war continues.
My brain is bleeding.
In all seriousness, too. I been up for twenty hours. This thing should have been over about three hours ago.
Where's Clinton when you need'im? :)
My last word will be Walt's first suggestion.
Cheers,
J.
P.S. Promulgate
Indeed, sleep beckons
Or my next Haiku will be
Forehead on the keys
Allright, my official last word is: Effervescence.
Peace,
No, no. You all don't understand. I already wrote the last word
yrs--
--Ben
Marmalade.
Will they never learn?
Folly, staying up all night.
Early bird gets worm.
And the last word. Which is now disambiguate.
- Walt
I like crapulent, myself.
I hate it. Not a fitting last word at all.
Aren't you sleepy, Droog? Just got eight hours, myself. Ah, refreshing sleep. Sharpens the mind, keeps the body healthy. So nice.
You must be pretty sleepy.
You must be very sleepy.
You are very sleepy.
You are falling asleep now.
Falling into deep deep sleep.
Your eyelids are closing, all by themselves.
The last word is aleph.
- Walt