Interview with Vincent and me

[Marshall Burns]

Okay, yeah, that makes sense.

And it seems I'm gonna have to check out Elfs at some point.  I won't lie to you, when I saw the ad for it in Sorcerer (which I bought not too long ago) I went, "ern."  Ordinarily, I'd go, "arrgh," because I don't like fantasy in general (I like Tolkien, Bradbury, Gaiman, Dunsany, Howard, and that's pretty much it), and because I absolutely HATE the way the word "elf" is used by fantasy; it makes me want to punch things (Tolkien had his thing and he did it well, and he knew what the word really means, so I'm cool with that).  The reason I said "ern" instead of "arrgh" is because I suspected that maybe this was something different -- which it seems it must be.

And I'm way off the topic of the interview.  Which I rather enjoyed, by the way.
-Marshall