Interesting Spam today

[Jack Spencer Jr]

I got an interesting piece of spam today. I'd considered adding this to the thread in Adept Press forum where we were talking about demon books, but this can be inspirational to many different games. Here's a snippet for your inspirational purposes:

Get The Most Dangerous
Book in the World!

"Your directory was a gold mine of essential underground insider information. I simply loved it. Thanks a million!" - Lt. Lawrence Frego  

Already one politician has tried his hardest to silence this underground classic. Here's why:

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It has so much information you'll just want to keep referring to it time and time again. Many of the companies or individuals listed offer very hard to obtain tools and services that you won't find out about from anywhere else... not even on the Web!

Why pay a middleman for these products and services when you can go direct and pay half-price?

Here's what you'll learn:

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Where to find low profile mail drops, that don't require any ID to use.

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How to move hundreds, thousands even millions offshore without the need to report it.

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Want to know where to buy the best knives at up to a 60% discount.

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Where to get low profile automatic internet money machines that provide ever increasing income streams.

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Plus much more that your "rulers" don't want you to know.