Your Mom - Gamist, Simulationist or Narrativist?

[DevP]

Answers must be in the form of a yomama joke that is not affected at anyone's mother, but rather at the 2nd-person "mom".

Go!

[Doug Ruff]

Yo mama so Gamist, she leaned on the scales when they were weighing you to make sure she got the biggest baby in the Maternity Ward!

[pete_darby]

Yo mama so nar, she had you to get another probelmatic issue!

[Doug Ruff]

Yo mama so Nar, she called in the social workers...

[Victor Gijsbers]

Yo mama  so Nar, she named you Oedipus!

[DevP]

Your mom is so simulationist, whens he rolls on the encumberance table - SHE REALLY *ROLLS* ON THE ENCUMBERANCE TABLE.

[Matt Snyder]

You're mama's so Narrativist that whoever she meets, she bangs!

[joshua neff]

You're mama's so Narrativist that whoever she meets, she bangs!

That. Was. Awesome.

[Jason L Blair]

Yo mama so Gamist, she had five kids just so she could beat all your asses.

[Ben Lehman]

I don't see how you can classify the rich tapestry that is your mom into these little boxes!  This theory is totally bunk!

yrs--
--Ben

[C. Edwards]

Your mama's so Narrativist, I just wanna kicker.


-Chris

[Ron Edwards]

Hee hee. Now this is different, this is funny.

Yo mama so Simulationist, that you're just a VR-baby.

Best,
Ron

[Victor Gijsbers]

I don't see how you can classify the rich tapestry that is your mom into these little boxes!  This theory is totally bunk!

No, no, no! GNS-theory is not about your mother, it is only about the reasons your mother had for keeping you.

[Ben Lehman]

Your mom is so Gamist, she'd take your allowance just for the XPs.

yrs--
--Ben

[joshua neff]

Your momma's so gamist, she killed your daddy and took his stuff.