Your Mom - Gamist, Simulationist or Narrativist?

[Bill Cook]

Oh, my god .. (Wipes away tears.) This is so funny. And so sad that I think it is.

Yo momma so confused about our parts and her hole, she gave us all her sinnin'-door key.

Oh, shit. I get it.

[Rob MacDougall]

Yo momma so confused about our parts and her hole, she gave us all her sinnin'-door key.

Oh, shit. I get it.

Yeah, that one took me a while.

[Frank T]

I don't get it.

[Victor Gijsbers]

I don't get it.

Blessed ignorance.

(Try to read it aloud.)

[Walt Freitag]

Reading it aloud won't help. The phonetics are too distorted.

Instead, think about where on the Forge you've seen "confusion about the parts and the whole" discussed before, and what other terminology enters into that discussion.

- Walt

[Ron Edwards]

And it's not even a limerick!

Best,
Ron

[Andrew Morris]

Ahh....now I get it.

[Victor Gijsbers]

And it's not even a limerick!

Nay, you can't make a limerick with it. It's not the right metre. It ends with two non-stressed syllables, and no limerick lines do.

[Doug Ruff]

And it's not even a limerick!

Best,
Ron

Yo mama, she like GNS,
Yo papa, he couldn't care less!
That's why just one day,
Of dysfunctional play
Put her in maternity dress

You're welcome,

Doug

[Victor Gijsbers]

Yo mama, she like GNS,
Yo papa, he couldn't care less!
That's why just one day,
Of dysfunctional play
Put her in maternity dress

_/-\0_

(Uh, yeah. Look carefully, and you'll see a man bowing down in admiration.)

[MPOSullivan]

damn, son!  mad cats is gettin' burned up in this piece!

(sorry, i couldn't keep that in anymore...)

[Bankuei]

-Yo mama so fat, they call her "The Big Model"
-Yo mama so mean, they call in Farrakhan for Conflict Resolution
-Yo mama so big, she can only wipe her ass through Exploration
-Yo mama so freaky, the navy calls her the Shared Imaginative Space
-Between her feet and her face, yo mama is Beeg Horseshoe theory in action
-Yo mama be losing money between her fat folds- she call call it Fortune in the Middle.
-Yo daddy say he lucky when Yo fat mama get offa him, he call it Fortune at the End.
-Yo mama so fat, she took up the whole Relationship map.
-Yo mama so hunchbacked, she gotta Step on Up to see her toenails.
-Yo mama so foul she made Whiff Factor

Ah, the dozens...

[DevP]

Dammit Chris, you're LOLing me at work!

[Bankuei]

I used to spend hours playing the dozens with friends.  I'm rusty, but it still calls to me...

[droog]

Yo mama incoherent, motherfucker!