Join My Church!

[John Wick]

Can't you just tell me about good and evil right now?

yrs--
--Ben

I think I just did. ;)

[Larry L.]

Well if you don't have funny hats, I want no part of it. And if you do have funny hats, you've lost Goat. So right there we got a schism.

[Andy Kitkowski]

Well if you don't have funny hats, I want no part of it. And if you do have funny hats, you've lost Goat. So right there we got a schism.

Maybe some of you can have funny hats, and a splinter sect could have, say, funny wallets.  They would either be The Elite, or Pariahs.

[Asrogoth]

BLASPHEMY!  BLASPHEMY!  BLASPHEMY!

I must call upon the power of the Almighty EGG to destroy this abomination from being birthed!





Or whatever...


Sounds, umm, well... it sounds....

[pete_darby]

Sorry, I may already be Pope of the Church of the Terminal Paranoid reality.

I could tell you about it, but I'd have to kill you.

You may already be a member... or a heretic.

Look over there! (runs)