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This thread probably isn't serious enough for the Forge, but dammit, this place could use some comic relief from time to time.

Here's a list of quotes from last night's My Life With Master game at Tony's house:

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"The name is entirely composed of umlauts.  Someday, they will name a piece of Ikea furniture after him."

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"It would be a terrible shame if the Master were to punish Lucky because he felt that she hadn't adequately sated her desires."

"It would be even MORE of a shame if he punished ME."

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"Would you like to borrow part of my mob?"

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"This is NOT going to get me the sincerity die"

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"Oh that's so.... sweet!"

"... and a few other things..."

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(After finding out that the Master wanted long pig sent to the kitchen)

"Should I be crossing off Constable Klaus at this point?"

"Oh, no... he (another PC) brought villagers."

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(After being told that his lack of obedience was due to a faulty heart, and that he was going to get a transplant from "big dumb Hans")

"My heart is two sizes too small."