[Donjon] Best/Funniest Classes

[James_Nostack]

Inspired by the Ninja! thread, I'd like to see more fun classes for Donjon.

Professional Coward
* Hide Anywhere         

Beg to Reconsider      

Stab Wildly in Terror      
Run in Dread         

"Oh God!  What was that noise?"   

A Beholder With 4 Eyes
* Anti-Magic Gaze      
Chomp Damage         
Mind Control      
Eye-Zappy      
Inertial Control

Ninja by xjermx (included for completeness)
*Sneaky like a Ninja!
Flip Out!
Hit people with Ninja Weapons
Very Wise
Detect Impending Attack By Rival Ninja Clan

[xjermx]

Swashbuckler
*Looks particularly dashing
Jab people with really slender pointy swords
Swing from light fixtures/walk across tightrope
"Those arent peasants, those are Pirates!"
Witty one liners

[Bret Gillan]

Drunkard
* Drink
Locate booze
Drunken haymaker
Drunken luck
Feel no pain

[ubergeek2012]

Mother:
*Scold

Know what you've been up to.
Inflict guilt.
Smack with wooden spoon.
Catch others "with hand in cookie jar".

[John Harper]

Anime Hero
*Baffling mumbo-jumbo about "earth spirit return power" or some crap

Ridiculous Haircut
Swing Sword of Outrageous Proportions
Speed Lines
Chibi Super-Happy Freak Out Form

[Sonja]

Hahahhaa

[Andrew Cooper]

Vampire Hunter
*Woe is me! The world is a dark and lonely place! Angst! Angst! Angst!

Uncover secret vampire spies.
Turn anything into a wooden stake.
Find vampire lair.
Uber-cool black trenchcoat.

[Stefan / 1of3]

Toad-man

* Hypnosis

Strike with Tongue

Poisonous Skin (useful to poison weapons)

Jumping

Chameleon Skin

[Blake Hutchins]

Lawyer

- Talk the paint off a barn wall
- "Objection!"
- Writ of Paralysis
- Race to court
- Hypnotic argument

[Blake Hutchins]

Sorry, that ought to be:

Lawyer

* Talk the paint off a barn wall

- "Objection!"
- Writ of Paralysis
- Race to court
- Hypnotic argument

[James_Nostack]

I'm of the opinion that a lawyer needs a litigation-based ability, at least if s/he's practicing in America.  But mostly I'm just happy that this thread didn't die!

[Iskander]

I was quite partial to the boy my PCs were out to rescue:

Demon Messiah
The Powers of Darkness (magic)
Be creepy as hell
Exert hellish mastery
Corrupt
Speak with forked tongue
Magic Words: demon, spawn, hellfire, pain, flay, fear

...who was surrounded by his small horde of:

Little Orphan Minion

Obey the will of the Dark Lord
Flail wildly
Painful reminder of innocence lost
Be vulnerable
Please, sir, may I have some more?

One player really didn't enjoy me using their Be vulnerable ability to cause their own deaths protecting their master.