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Why Thor Sucks

Started by Keith Senkowski, April 04, 2006, 04:47:13 PM

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Michael S. Miller

Quote from: drozdal on April 05, 2006, 01:49:37 AM
Quote from: mtiru on April 04, 2006, 05:38:47 PM
opponents of legitimate ethnic origins, Thor loses.
For all those who still live in the dark - "Legitimate Ethnic Origins" = the third world.

Yeah, York, PA is definitely a third world cesspool. Like Lancaster, only slightly fewer Amish, right, Mayuran?
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Iskander

Quote from: mtiru on April 04, 2006, 05:38:47 PM
Quote from: Michael S. Miller on April 04, 2006, 05:09:31 PM
Why tease the poor, pseudo-pollack?

come closer, child, and i'll tell you a secret:

despite his formidable reputation, when faced with Jungle Speed opponents of legitimate ethnic origins, Thor loses.
Where's my cup of tea, bitch?
Winning gives birth to hostility.
Losing, one lies down in pain.
The calmed lie down with ease,
having set winning & losing aside.

- Samyutta Nikaya III, 14

Mayuran

Quote from: Keith Senkowski on April 05, 2006, 09:55:29 AM
Quote from: Larry Lade on April 05, 2006, 01:41:38 AM
Having never met Thor or seen any photos, I have to ask:

Does he look like classic Thor, or Ultimate Thor?

Maybe Ultimate Thor if he got hit by the Hulk until he was shorter and wider without the flowing golden lockes.

rare footage of Thor from his career as a child star in norway.

Thor Olavsrud

Quote from: mtiru on April 05, 2006, 12:16:44 PM
rare footage of Thor from his career as a child star in norway.

Now that's just rude man! I've asked you over and over not to show that to anyone. I can't believe my mom gave it to you!

Mayuran

Quote from: Thor Olavsrud on April 05, 2006, 12:38:55 PM
Quote from: mtiru on April 05, 2006, 12:16:44 PM
rare footage of Thor from his career as a child star in norway.

Now that's just rude man! I've asked you over and over not to show that to anyone. I can't believe my mom gave it to you!

she thought you needed to be taken down a notch after your violent, hate-filled attack on an innocent polish dude.

if she'd only known that you were actually striking a blow for freedom against a "possibly belarusan commie."

ps - i lied and told her the pictures would be going onto www.asshole-or-pole.pl


drozdal

Quote from: mtiru on April 05, 2006, 04:32:26 PM
ps - i lied and told her the pictures would be going onto www.asshole-or-pole.pl


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