Topic: Your Mom - Gamist, Simulationist or Narrativist?
Started by: Dev
Started on: 4/6/2005
Board: Forge Birthday Forum
On 4/6/2005 at 1:56pm, Dev wrote:
Your Mom - Gamist, Simulationist or Narrativist?
Answers must be in the form of a yomama joke that is not affected at anyone's mother, but rather at the 2nd-person "mom".
Go!
On 4/6/2005 at 2:12pm, Doug Ruff wrote:
RE: Your Mom - Gamist, Simulationist or Narrativist?
Yo mama so Gamist, she leaned on the scales when they were weighing you to make sure she got the biggest baby in the Maternity Ward!
On 4/6/2005 at 2:16pm, pete_darby wrote:
RE: Your Mom - Gamist, Simulationist or Narrativist?
Yo mama so nar, she had you to get another probelmatic issue!
On 4/6/2005 at 2:19pm, Doug Ruff wrote:
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Yo mama so Nar, she called in the social workers...
On 4/6/2005 at 2:24pm, Victor Gijsbers wrote:
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Yo mama so Nar, she named you Oedipus!
On 4/6/2005 at 2:35pm, Dev wrote:
RE: Your Mom - Gamist, Simulationist or Narrativist?
Your mom is so simulationist, whens he rolls on the encumberance table - SHE REALLY *ROLLS* ON THE ENCUMBERANCE TABLE.
On 4/6/2005 at 3:12pm, Matt Snyder wrote:
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You're mama's so Narrativist that whoever she meets, she bangs!
On 4/6/2005 at 3:13pm, joshua neff wrote:
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Matt Snyder wrote: You're mama's so Narrativist that whoever she meets, she bangs!
That. Was. Awesome.
On 4/6/2005 at 3:16pm, Jason L Blair wrote:
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Yo mama so Gamist, she had five kids just so she could beat all your asses.
On 4/6/2005 at 3:17pm, Ben Lehman wrote:
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I don't see how you can classify the rich tapestry that is your mom into these little boxes! This theory is totally bunk!
yrs--
--Ben
On 4/6/2005 at 3:20pm, C. Edwards wrote:
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Your mama's so Narrativist, I just wanna kicker.
-Chris
On 4/6/2005 at 3:20pm, Ron Edwards wrote:
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Hee hee. Now this is different, this is funny.
Yo mama so Simulationist, that you're just a VR-baby.
Best,
Ron
On 4/6/2005 at 3:21pm, Victor Gijsbers wrote:
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Ben Lehman wrote: I don't see how you can classify the rich tapestry that is your mom into these little boxes! This theory is totally bunk!
No, no, no! GNS-theory is not about your mother, it is only about the reasons your mother had for keeping you.
On 4/6/2005 at 3:24pm, Ben Lehman wrote:
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Your mom is so Gamist, she'd take your allowance just for the XPs.
yrs--
--Ben
On 4/6/2005 at 3:25pm, joshua neff wrote:
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Your momma's so gamist, she killed your daddy and took his stuff.
On 4/6/2005 at 3:26pm, Doug Ruff wrote:
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Yo mama so Gamist, you gotta pay her an allowance.
On 4/6/2005 at 3:27pm, Ben Lehman wrote:
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Your mom is so incoherent, there ain't no one in your family having fun.
On 4/6/2005 at 3:42pm, Dev wrote:
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Gawd, you people get so hung up on GNS. Your mom is just about HAVING FUN.
Just ask anyone.
EDIT: ***WINK***
On 4/6/2005 at 6:11pm, Jason L Blair wrote:
RE: Your Mom - Gamist, Simulationist or Narrativist?
Dev wrote: Gawd, you people get so hung up on GNS. Your mom is just about HAVING FUN.
WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT MY MAMA?!
Yo mama so fat, she was the model for the Zocchihedron.
Yo mama so sim, I had to Save vs Nasty the first time I saw her.
Yo mama so sim, you gotta roll THREE FEAR CHECKS. One for each of her ass cheeks.
Yo mama so nar, she tells everybody what to do.
On 4/6/2005 at 6:18pm, Rob MacDougall wrote:
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Yo mama so big...
...she a fantasy back-breaker.
...all roads lead to yo mama.
...she eat ten impossible things before breakfast.
(... and that ain't no myth.)
On 4/6/2005 at 8:32pm, gobi wrote:
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Yo mama so narrativist, she made you tell bedtime stories.
On 4/6/2005 at 8:35pm, Ben Lehman wrote:
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I just have to say that this thread is *really fucking inspired*
yrs--
--Ben
On 4/6/2005 at 8:55pm, Doug Ruff wrote:
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Yo mama so Sim, she not even yo mama. She just pretending she is.
On 4/6/2005 at 9:09pm, Frank T wrote:
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Yo mama so Sim, she explore just about everything, know what I mean?
On 4/6/2005 at 9:15pm, Doug Ruff wrote:
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Frank T wrote: Yo mama so Sim, she explore just about everything, know what I mean?
In yo Dream, homeboy.
On 4/6/2005 at 10:21pm, Frank T wrote:
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Yo mama so Nar, she take away yo pitbulls and put 'em dogs in the vineyard.
On 4/7/2005 at 12:04am, daMoose_Neo wrote:
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Yo mama so Nar each of her 'issues' has its own personality and day of the week!
On 4/7/2005 at 12:27am, Gordon C. Landis wrote:
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Yo momma so confused about our parts and her hole, she gave us all her sinnin'-door key.
(I'm sorry, I'm so very, very sorry . . . )
Gordon
On 4/7/2005 at 1:15am, bluegargantua wrote:
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*ahem*
Yo momma's so Pervy her handling time is measured by sailors on leave playing Rifts using the Mega-scale.
Yo momma's Creative Agenda is dadist.
Tom
On 4/7/2005 at 4:21am, Piers Brown wrote:
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Yo mama so fat, we gonna need a four-fold model ta describe her
Yo mama so accomodatin' she don't how beeeeg the horseshoe is
Yo mama gone drifted so far, she might as well be playin' Vietnamese Boat-People: the rpg.
Yo mama so nar, she sends you to ya room if you don't adress premise proper
Yo mama so sim, she had in one of them water births so's you could come into the world immersed
and
Yo mama so Gamist, she's not just about Step on Up, she's always wantin' to get her leg over
On 4/7/2005 at 4:49am, bcook1971 wrote:
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Oh, my god .. (Wipes away tears.) This is so funny. And so sad that I think it is.
Gordon C. Landis wrote: Yo momma so confused about our parts and her hole, she gave us all her sinnin'-door key.
Oh, shit. I get it.
On 4/7/2005 at 3:04pm, Rob MacDougall wrote:
RE: Your Mom - Gamist, Simulationist or Narrativist?
bcook1971 wrote:Gordon C. Landis wrote: Yo momma so confused about our parts and her hole, she gave us all her sinnin'-door key.
Oh, shit. I get it.
Yeah, that one took me a while.
On 4/7/2005 at 3:12pm, Frank T wrote:
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I don't get it.
On 4/7/2005 at 3:14pm, Victor Gijsbers wrote:
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Frank T wrote: I don't get it.
Blessed ignorance.
(Try to read it aloud.)
On 4/7/2005 at 3:34pm, Walt Freitag wrote:
RE: Your Mom - Gamist, Simulationist or Narrativist?
Reading it aloud won't help. The phonetics are too distorted.
Instead, think about where on the Forge you've seen "confusion about the parts and the whole" discussed before, and what other terminology enters into that discussion.
- Walt
On 4/7/2005 at 3:40pm, Ron Edwards wrote:
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And it's not even a limerick!
Best,
Ron
On 4/7/2005 at 5:49pm, Andrew Morris wrote:
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Ahh....now I get it.
On 4/7/2005 at 7:55pm, Victor Gijsbers wrote:
RE: Your Mom - Gamist, Simulationist or Narrativist?
Ron Edwards wrote: And it's not even a limerick!
Nay, you can't make a limerick with it. It's not the right metre. It ends with two non-stressed syllables, and no limerick lines do.
On 4/7/2005 at 8:01pm, Doug Ruff wrote:
RE: Your Mom - Gamist, Simulationist or Narrativist?
Ron Edwards wrote: And it's not even a limerick!
Best,
Ron
Yo mama, she like GNS,
Yo papa, he couldn't care less!
That's why just one day,
Of dysfunctional play
Put her in maternity dress
You're welcome,
Doug
On 4/7/2005 at 8:03pm, Victor Gijsbers wrote:
RE: Your Mom - Gamist, Simulationist or Narrativist?
Doug Ruff wrote: Yo mama, she like GNS,
Yo papa, he couldn't care less!
That's why just one day,
Of dysfunctional play
Put her in maternity dress
_/-\0_
(Uh, yeah. Look carefully, and you'll see a man bowing down in admiration.)
On 4/7/2005 at 8:06pm, Zathreyel wrote:
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damn, son! mad cats is gettin' burned up in this piece!
(sorry, i couldn't keep that in anymore...)
On 4/7/2005 at 8:17pm, Bankuei wrote:
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-Yo mama so fat, they call her "The Big Model"
-Yo mama so mean, they call in Farrakhan for Conflict Resolution
-Yo mama so big, she can only wipe her ass through Exploration
-Yo mama so freaky, the navy calls her the Shared Imaginative Space
-Between her feet and her face, yo mama is Beeg Horseshoe theory in action
-Yo mama be losing money between her fat folds- she call call it Fortune in the Middle.
-Yo daddy say he lucky when Yo fat mama get offa him, he call it Fortune at the End.
-Yo mama so fat, she took up the whole Relationship map.
-Yo mama so hunchbacked, she gotta Step on Up to see her toenails.
-Yo mama so foul she made Whiff Factor
Ah, the dozens...
On 4/7/2005 at 8:25pm, Dev wrote:
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Dammit Chris, you're LOLing me at work!
On 4/7/2005 at 8:34pm, Bankuei wrote:
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I used to spend hours playing the dozens with friends. I'm rusty, but it still calls to me...
On 4/7/2005 at 11:00pm, droog wrote:
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Yo mama incoherent, motherfucker!
On 4/8/2005 at 12:01am, groundhog wrote:
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First, GNS (and name dropping):
Yo mama so Gamist, Wink Martindale left the last session crying.
Yo mama so Sim, Stephen King has nightmares when they play Call of Cthulu.
Yo mama so Sim, Donald Rumsfeld started videotaping their Twilight 2000 games for inspiration.
Yo mama so Nar, Steven Speilberg keeps trying to get rights to her gaming sessions.
Now, resolution mechanics:
Yo mama so ugly, she she done spent her whole karma pool to get an NPC sailor in bed.
Yo mama so fat, she keeps rolling everyone else's dice with the flab on her arms.
Yo mama so dumb, she won the right to narrate any outcome and killed her whole party.
Relating mama to different games:
Yo mama smell so funky, no Garou would touch her.
Yo mama so old, some Ventrue dropped to his knees to pay her proper respect.
Yo mama so fat, we had to leave her in the dungeon when she got knocked out. All seven of the rest of us didn't have the encumberance to drag her butt out.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls on someone she does MegaDamage.
Yo mama so sweaty, her touch does MegaDamage to vampires.
Yo mama so dumb, gully dwarves taught her to count.
Yo mama so clumsy, she hurt herself just searching for a trap to disarm.
Yo mama so ugly, her alley cat totem hisses at her.
Yo mama such a slob, her rat totem chose her for the crumbs.
Yo mama so crazy, some Malkavians tried to have her committed.
Yo mama so mean, she sent a Brujah home crying.
Yo mama so slutty, she has +12 save vs. STDs.
Yo mama so pretentious, Toreadors make fun of her art.
Yo mama so fast, she uses celerity to get undressed.
Yo mama so easy, every guy in the world may as well have 18 Charisma.
Yo mama so easy, it's a target number of 2 on any social skill to lay her -- and that's just because all ones would be a botch.
Yo mama so fat, she gives any vehicle she's in a -5 to its manuever rating.
Yo mama so hairy, it takes two dice to tell she's not a Wookie.
Yo mama so hairy, she gets an AC of 4 from the extra effort it takes to cut through it all.
And some general ones:
Yo mama so dumb, she attacked a gazebo.
Yo mama so short, she needs a spear to hit someone in the same hex.
Yo mama so gassy, I summoned a fire elemental just to follow her around.
Yo mama so cross-eyed, a mage tried to cast a blinding spell on her and ended up blinding everyone in the room but her.
Yo mama so fat, someone's gotta hit her with a boffer weapon three times for it to count or it'd be too easy.
Yo mama so dumb, she tells her opponent which R/P/S choice she's going to make ahead of time so they don't choose the same one.
On 4/8/2005 at 6:27am, beingfrank wrote:
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Yo mamma so fat, solar system matters.
On 4/8/2005 at 8:45am, Bankuei wrote:
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-Yo mama is Mike's Standard Rant #32- "Just shoot the heifer already!"
-Yo mama complain "Hungry Hungry Hippos" got too many points of contact
-Yo mama's teeth break Social Contract
-Yo mama's ass cheeks gotta Calvinball for a turn on the chair
-Yo mama just Unabashed, Vanilla Ugly
-They drew back the Veil on yo mama and got the damn game banned in 37 States
-Yo mama got a search time to write her own damn name
-Yo mama teeth so crooked, it look like they fighting over IIEE
-Yo mama diagonosed with GNS- "God No! Syndrome"
-Tell yo mama to stop applying Force to the earth's gravity field
-Yo mama be deprotagonizing the word "Fugly"
On 4/8/2005 at 8:50am, Doug Ruff wrote:
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I got something for yo mama. I got her... a haiku
I don't want to play
this game is incoherent
just like yo mama
On 4/8/2005 at 11:58am, pete_darby wrote:
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It's been done on RPG.net before but...
My life with Yo Mama.
On 4/8/2005 at 5:35pm, C. Edwards wrote:
RE: Your Mom - Gamist, Simulationist or Narrativist?
Your momma so Nar, she never misses a PtA meeting.
-Chris
On 4/6/2006 at 6:45am, Frank T wrote:
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Gordon wrote:
Yo momma so confused about our parts and her hole, she gave us all her sinnin'-door key.
Frag. I get it now. You are a sick person, is what you are. ;-)
- Frank
On 4/10/2006 at 1:50am, Miskatonic wrote:
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Gordon wrote:
Yo momma so confused about our parts and her hole, she gave us all her sinnin'-door key.
Okay. I spend a WHOLE FUCKIN' YEAR trying to figure this one out. Does it involve synechdoche? I think I'm missing a step somewhere. Why's this awful? Arrgh!
On 4/10/2006 at 5:45am, Gordon C. Landis wrote:
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Yes, that's all it is - a lousy pun (not even that, really) on synechdoche (sinnin-door key). Our parts, her hole, and a key to get in the sinnin door. And . . .do some sinin'. With yo momma.