Hey, everyone, the first bit of Under the Bed fanwear is now available over at the glyphpress store!

Check out the other glyphpress goodies, too:

Know Your Copyrights: a shirt that copyrights your own image, making it a suable offense to videotape you without your permission.

The Tao That Can be Worn, and therefore not the true Tao. Good for men, women, and babies. Oddly enough.

Vhen Wakkamaiü', most revered Vhen of all Kauhei, the nomads between worlds, did Kauhei calligraphy and I put it on a shirt.

A promo sticker for the fictional kabbalistic insekt-jazz trio Homunculand.

Also, I want feedback! Let me know how your Cafépress experience goes.