If you had a newborn baby, wouldn't you feel better knowing the light switch to the baby's room had a Primetime Adventures Switch Cover on it? Probably it would ensure that the baby grew up to win a nobel prize for always remembering to capitalize proper nouns.

Or maybe at work your boss might try and get you to stay late and finish that stupid presentation, and you'd say, "back off, because I set my drink on a Primetime Adventures coaster." And they'd totally give you respect.

Also, when you're up early in the morning ready to spend your day thinking about the next series you want to play, you can fill your Primetime Adventures mug with coffee, and maybe a little bourbon.*

Then when you're off to the store to get groceries, you might notice that the damn cat peed on your Capes tote bag. Luckily you keep an extra Primetime Adventures tote bag handy, where the cat can't reach it.

What are you waiting for? Go now to the Dog-eared Designs cafepress store and stock up!

* Primetime Adventures bourbon not yet available.