Topic: Why Thor Sucks
Started by: Keith Senkowski
Started on: 4/4/2006
Board: Forge Birthday Forum
On 4/4/2006 at 8:47pm, Keith Senkowski wrote:
Why Thor Sucks
Let us now share stories about the hows and whys Thor sucks. Why he sucks at Jungle Speed. How he doesn't live up to the image of the Marvel Comic character. I could go on and on, but I leave it to you gentle readers to share you personal tales of woe with the Not So God of Thunder
On 4/4/2006 at 8:50pm, John Harper wrote:
Re: Why Thor Sucks
He sucks because no matter how many times he humiliates Keith at Jungle Speed, the stupid (and drunk, probably) pollack keeps coming back for more. Maybe some day Thor will finally get the job done.
On 4/4/2006 at 8:54pm, Thor Olavsrud wrote:
RE: Re: Why Thor Sucks
John wrote:
He sucks because no matter how many times he humiliates Keith at Jungle Speed, the stupid (and drunk, probably) pollack keeps coming back for more. Maybe some day Thor will finally get the job done.
Ah! Finally! Someone understands my Sisyphean task.
On 4/4/2006 at 8:56pm, drozdal wrote:
RE: Re: Why Thor Sucks
No matter what stories about Thor will surface Keith, it will not change the fact that You'll need him to edit CoS Re-Revised edition.
On 4/4/2006 at 9:08pm, Keith Senkowski wrote:
RE: Re: Why Thor Sucks
drozdal wrote:
No matter what stories about Thor will surface Keith, it will not change the fact that You'll need him to edit CoS Re-Revised edition.
This ladies and gentlemen is an internet cock punch. I want you to notice the fine form of the post. He stayed on topic while at the same time artfully punching me in the groin like any good lover of Al Jolson learns to do...
On 4/4/2006 at 9:09pm, Michael S. Miller wrote:
RE: Re: Why Thor Sucks
Thor sucks because he edit-slaves full time for Luke and only part time for me.
And cause he wastes time trashing Sen_owski at Jungle Speed. Why tease the poor, pseudo-pollack?
On 4/4/2006 at 9:38pm, mtiru wrote:
RE: Re: Why Thor Sucks
Michael wrote:
Why tease the poor, pseudo-pollack?
come closer, child, and i'll tell you a secret:
despite his formidable reputation, when faced with Jungle Speed opponents of legitimate ethnic origins, Thor loses.
On 4/4/2006 at 10:12pm, Paka wrote:
RE: Re: Why Thor Sucks
What I hate about our man Thor is that he'll take the time to demo Burning Wheel or other games he knows so well (and there are quite a few).
Why can't he take a page from Keith's rulebook and stand around convention booths actin surly with sunglasses on using the word fuck in as many sentences as possible?
What is that about?
On 4/4/2006 at 10:14pm, Thunder_God wrote:
RE: Re: Why Thor Sucks
Thor sucks because he doesn't live in Israel.
What's that all about!
On 4/4/2006 at 10:26pm, Brand_Robins wrote:
RE: Re: Why Thor Sucks
I like Thor.
Everyone I like sucks.
Therefor Thor sucks.
Simple logic.
P.S. If you are reading this I probably like you too.
On 4/4/2006 at 11:04pm, Nathan P. wrote:
RE: Re: Why Thor Sucks
Thor sucks. But you know what sucks more? The "Thor-Nado".
If you know what I'm talking about, you know why.
On 4/5/2006 at 5:41am, Miskatonic wrote:
RE: Re: Why Thor Sucks
Having never met Thor or seen any photos, I have to ask:
Does he look like classic Thor, or Ultimate Thor?
On 4/5/2006 at 5:49am, drozdal wrote:
RE: Re: Why Thor Sucks
mtiru wrote:
opponents of legitimate ethnic origins, Thor loses.
For all those who still live in the dark - "Legitimate Ethnic Origins" = the third world.
On 4/5/2006 at 12:50pm, Marhault wrote:
RE: Re: Why Thor Sucks
Larry wrote:
Having never met Thor or seen any photos, I have to ask:
Does he look like classic Thor, or Ultimate Thor?
Erm. Neither, really. If I had to choose, I'd say classic.
On 4/5/2006 at 1:55pm, Keith Senkowski wrote:
RE: Re: Why Thor Sucks
Larry wrote:
Having never met Thor or seen any photos, I have to ask:
Does he look like classic Thor, or Ultimate Thor?
Maybe Ultimate Thor if he got hit by the Hulk until he was shorter and wider without the flowing golden lockes.
On 4/5/2006 at 2:02pm, Michael S. Miller wrote:
RE: Re: Why Thor Sucks
drozdal wrote:mtiru wrote:
opponents of legitimate ethnic origins, Thor loses.
For all those who still live in the dark - "Legitimate Ethnic Origins" = the third world.
Yeah, York, PA is definitely a third world cesspool. Like Lancaster, only slightly fewer Amish, right, Mayuran?
On 4/5/2006 at 2:14pm, Iskander wrote:
RE: Re: Why Thor Sucks
mtiru wrote:Michael wrote:
Why tease the poor, pseudo-pollack?
come closer, child, and i'll tell you a secret:
despite his formidable reputation, when faced with Jungle Speed opponents of legitimate ethnic origins, Thor loses.
Where's my cup of tea, bitch?
On 4/5/2006 at 4:16pm, mtiru wrote:
RE: Re: Why Thor Sucks
Keith wrote:Larry wrote:
Having never met Thor or seen any photos, I have to ask:
Does he look like classic Thor, or Ultimate Thor?
Maybe Ultimate Thor if he got hit by the Hulk until he was shorter and wider without the flowing golden lockes.
rare footage of Thor from his career as a child star in norway.
On 4/5/2006 at 4:38pm, Thor Olavsrud wrote:
RE: Re: Why Thor Sucks
mtiru wrote:
rare footage of Thor from his career as a child star in norway.
Now that's just rude man! I've asked you over and over not to show that to anyone. I can't believe my mom gave it to you!
On 4/5/2006 at 8:32pm, mtiru wrote:
RE: Re: Why Thor Sucks
Thor wrote:mtiru wrote:
rare footage of Thor from his career as a child star in norway.
Now that's just rude man! I've asked you over and over not to show that to anyone. I can't believe my mom gave it to you!
she thought you needed to be taken down a notch after your violent, hate-filled attack on an innocent polish dude.
if she'd only known that you were actually striking a blow for freedom against a "possibly belarusan commie."
ps - i lied and told her the pictures would be going onto www.asshole-or-pole.pl
On 4/5/2006 at 8:41pm, drozdal wrote:
RE: Re: Why Thor Sucks
mtiru wrote:OLAF! METAL-FACE!
ps - i lied and told her the pictures would be going onto www.asshole-or-pole.pl