I got an interesting piece of spam today. I'd considered adding this to the thread in Adept Press forum where we were talking about demon books, but this can be inspirational to many different games. Here's a snippet for your inspirational purposes:

Get The Most Dangerous
Book in the World!

"Your directory was a gold mine of essential underground insider information. I simply loved it. Thanks a million!" - Lt. Lawrence Frego

Already one politician has tried his hardest to silence this underground classic. Here's why:

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Why pay a middleman for these products and services when you can go direct and pay half-price?

Here's what you'll learn:

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Plus much more that your "rulers" don't want you to know.