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Answers must be in the form of a yomama joke that is not affected at anyone's mother, but rather at the 2nd-person "mom".

Go!

Yo mama so Gamist, she leaned on the scales when they were weighing you to make sure she got the biggest baby in the Maternity Ward!

Yo mama so nar, she had you to get another probelmatic issue!

Yo mama so Nar, she called in the social workers...

Yo mama  so Nar, she named you Oedipus!

Your mom is so simulationist, whens he rolls on the encumberance table - SHE REALLY *ROLLS* ON THE ENCUMBERANCE TABLE.

You're mama's so Narrativist that whoever she meets, she bangs!

Quote from: Matt SnyderYou're mama's so Narrativist that whoever she meets, she bangs!

That. Was. Awesome.

Yo mama so Gamist, she had five kids just so she could beat all your asses.

I don't see how you can classify the rich tapestry that is your mom into these little boxes!  This theory is totally bunk!

yrs--
--Ben

Your mama's so Narrativist, I just wanna kicker.


-Chris

Hee hee. Now this is different, this is funny.

Yo mama so Simulationist, that you're just a VR-baby.

Best,
Ron

Quote from: Ben LehmanI don't see how you can classify the rich tapestry that is your mom into these little boxes!  This theory is totally bunk!

No, no, no! GNS-theory is not about your mother, it is only about the reasons your mother had for keeping you.

Your mom is so Gamist, she'd take your allowance just for the XPs.

yrs--
--Ben

Your momma's so gamist, she killed your daddy and took his stuff.