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Started by Vaxalon, April 17, 2005, 07:23:11 PM

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Vaxalon

This thread probably isn't serious enough for the Forge, but dammit, this place could use some comic relief from time to time.

Here's a list of quotes from last night's My Life With Master game at Tony's house:

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"The name is entirely composed of umlauts.  Someday, they will name a piece of Ikea furniture after him."

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"It would be a terrible shame if the Master were to punish Lucky because he felt that she hadn't adequately sated her desires."

"It would be even MORE of a shame if he punished ME."

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"Would you like to borrow part of my mob?"

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"This is NOT going to get me the sincerity die"

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"Oh that's so.... sweet!"

"... and a few other things..."

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(After finding out that the Master wanted long pig sent to the kitchen)

"Should I be crossing off Constable Klaus at this point?"

"Oh, no... he (another PC) brought villagers."

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(After being told that his lack of obedience was due to a faulty heart, and that he was going to get a transplant from "big dumb Hans")

"My heart is two sizes too small."
"In our game the other night, Joshua's character came in as an improvised thing, but he was crap so he only contributed a d4!"
                                     --Vincent Baker