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Started by Ben Lehman, April 05, 2005, 09:03:26 PM

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Oh freddled gruntbuggly thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes.
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!

Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz

Gordon C. Landis

Ah, Vogon poetry . . .

Years and years ago, I was at a Science Fiction convention.  They had a Vogon Haiku contest.  I entered.  I won.

Plunging the blade deep,
twisting, putrescent slime spurts:
I thank you, mother. (under construction)

Shawn De Arment

Since no one has posted any Sappho...

Tonight I've watched the moon and
then the Pleiades go down
The night is now half-gone;
youth goes;
I am in bed alone
Working on: One Night (formally called CUP)