<Meserach> Ok, so the movie wasn't going to win an Oscar. "Bikini Babes form Mars II" wasn't going to win a money-off coupon at Starbucks. But, it was a real job, in Hollywood.<ADamiani> "And it's a sequel, so you just KNOW it's gonna be big!"<Meserach> The director's name was Seymour, and as Claire came on set, he was leering at her.<Seymour> "Hey, sugar. It's Claire, right? You're playing Tatiana?"<ADamiani> "Right, Amazon-Queen of Mars, that's me!" <ADamiani> Clair does the 'Martian Salute'<Seymour> "Hehe, that's great babe, you'll be special. Now listen: me and the writer have been talking about Scene twelve, you know?"<Seymour> "And we really want the scene to sizzle, you know what I'm saying?"<ADamiani> "Right. I was really excited about that one, Mr. Drake. All that dialogue is so, you know, Shakesperean, and stuff!"<Seymour> "Yeah, the words are hot, right. But I'm talking about the visual." He leers at you again, from above mirrored sunglasses.<ADamiani> "Er... So, you're talking special effects?"* Seymour laughs<Seymour> "They're certainly special, babe. But it's all natural, right?"<ADamiani> "Er..." Claire blushes because, um, what the hell do you SAY to something like that?<ADamiani> [Perhaps] ".... you decided to go with th gold bikini, afterall?"<Seymour> "Listen: there'll be a bonus in it for you. Things get hot, clothes come off, capiche?" He leans back "You'll be great babe. You'll be a star."<ADamiani> "Gee, Mr. Drake... I dunno... I'd hate to do something gratuitous... I mean... if it was required for the role...."<Seymour> Shannon is watching you from the sidleines. She's come to see your big day. She waves.<ADamiani> Claire squirms a little and gives shannon a little wave, not leaving Seymore to talk about it.<Seymour> "Oh, honey, no, it won't be gratuitous. Mark's doing the lighting, it'll be super hot. Just sign here."<ADamiani> "Well... I mean, as long as it's, you know, artistic." ("Oh, hi, Shannon, be with you in just a sec...")<Seymour> "Baby, you are art. How can it fail? Now sign."* ADamiani scribble, scribble, scribbles<Seymour> "Beautiful. You're going to be HUGE, honey." And he reaches round to pat you on the ass.<ADamiani> Claire scampers off, giving Seymore a dirty look<Seymour> Shannon looks horrified, from the sidelines, and marches up to talk to you.<ADamiani> "Hey. Um. Didn't know you'd be coming."<Seymour> Seymour isn't having it. "Hey, no family on shoot, get her out of here! I don't want family hanging aorund doing a topless shoot, it'll put me right off."* Seymour waves to a security guard.<Seymour> Shannon just looks at you.<ADamiani> "Hey! Come on. Seymore, Shannon's cool."<Seymour> "Maybe so, but baby, you are hot. Get her out! Scene twelve from the top. I mean, top-less. Heh-he."
<ADamiani> Narration: "As it turned out, Bikini Babes From Mars became kind of a cult hit, and broke 100M at the box office. Not that I got to see a lot of it, but it was enough for a small condo in palm beach, enough that I could be pretty sure I had a future here in Hollywood. I was definitely NOT going back to that miserable little small town again."<ADamiani> Narration: "The coolest thing? I actually had fans. Not like I got swarmed when I went to the supermarket, but people actually wanted ME to sign autographs and movie posters."<ADamiani> "... and the occasional topless picture."
<Josh> It had been a lovely date, all told, and one thing had led to another... and it had to be said, you'd had fun. That morning you woke up with a twinge of regret, maybe, but hey, hopefully he'd call you back.<Josh> Josh wasn't there, though, that morning. Neither were your car keys.<ADamiani> ....<ADamiani> "What the fuck?"<Josh> Of course, that wasn't what really hurt. What really hurt were the headlines the following day.<Josh> "My Hot Night of Passion with B-Movie Lust Slave" was one of the better ones. The asshole.<ADamiani> "I am. SUING. His ass."<ADamiani> At least for the car. Not a lot she can do about the headlines.
<SevenFeetOfGoon> So, it's a hot Hollywood party.<SevenFeetOfGoon> "I'm sorry, ma'am" he rumbles, like he's not sorry at all, "Your name isn't on the guest list."<Shannon> "Listen, it's my sister in there, she'd totally want me in."<SevenFeetOfGoon> "Your sister didn't write the guest list."<SevenFeetOfGoon> "Hello, Mr. Afflek, Mr. Damon. Pleasure to see you" He admits the celebrities that breeze past you<Shannon> "Aw, geez, mister, c'mon. You saw Bikini Babes from Mars II, right? Totally my sister."<SevenFeetOfGoon> "Calrie Jacobson? Yeah? Nice rack. Good for you. Still don't get in without an in-vi-tation."* Shannon looks aroun, and then leans up to whisper in his ear,<Shannon> "If you think hers was nice... well, let me in and I'll let you judge."<SevenFeetOfGoon> That seems to do the trick.<SevenFeetOfGoon> He lets you through, and then clips the velvet rope, disappearing inside with you* Shannon reflected this probably wasn't the best idea, but hey, it was a party, right? A quick peek... well, she'd done the same on a night out with the girls before, after one two many tequilas..."<Shannon> "Ok then...", she said, "wanna see?"<SevenFeetOfGoon> Gramatically, it would be one TOO many. Perhaps it was two too many?<SevenFeetOfGoon> He glowers. "Impress me."<Shannon> "Here?" Shannon looks around. There's a lot of people in the club, and no-one was paying special attention, but...<SevenFeetOfGoon> He'll pull you off to a niiice secluded area, getting someone else to cover the door<Shannon> "Well, OK then..."<Shannon> I was funny, but something that had seemed a laugh on tequila with the girls was a lot less fun here, in this room, with this one guy staring harshly at her, sober...<Shannon> But she did it anyway.
<Shannon> And after that, he let me in. And it was a wild, crazy night. I met celebrities. I danced with Claire, I was snapped by paparazzi. We had so much fun together, and we made up afte rthe topless thing. It had kind of shocked me at the time, but as it turned out, who was I to judge? We had so much fun together. And afterward, well, Claire totally promised me a job...."<ADamiani> Claire: "I'm not a B-movie Lust slave, am I?"<Shannon> "Aw, honey, of course not. You're my baby sister, is what you are. And you were great in that movie."<Shannon> "All you need, you know, is better press management?"<ADamiani> "exACtly. I mean, it was artistic."* Shannon is quite drunk by this point.<ADamiani> "BUt... Shannon, I don't know if you've noticed, but..." Claire is sloshed, too<Shannon> "What, sis, what?"<ADamiani> "Hollywood is full of slimeballs!"<ADamiani> she gestures with her daquri<Shannon> "Hey, you trust ME, right? I won't hurt you."<ADamiani> "People who wanna screw you, and take your money, and then screw you." "Yeah. I need summone. Sommone I can trus. Why can't I find somebody like YOU to be my manager?"* Shannon pauses, her thoughts moving at the speed of drink.<Shannon> "I could TOTALLY be your manager!" she say, at last.<ADamiani> "What?"<ADamiani> "Hey!"<ADamiani> "I've got a great idea!"<ADamiani> "Why don't YOU be my manager?"<Shannon> "Eeeeeeeeeee!"* Shannon does an excited dance.
<ADamiani> Adrianna:<ADamiani> "Mommy, where were you last night?"* Shannon is nursing a headache. And a black eye.<Shannon> "Adrianna? Oh... hey, baby.<Shannon> "I was... I wasn't anywhere, honey.<ADamiani> "You weren't there to tuck me in."<Shannon> "I.. had a headache, babe. It was a long day at work."<ADamiani> "What happened to your face?"<Shannon> "I.. I fell, ok?"<Shannon> "You shouldn't ask so many questions!<ADamiani> "When ronny miller got into a fight with bobby Thomas, his eye got all big and blue, too. Like a plum."<Shannon> "There wasn't a fight, Adrianna." Keep telling yourself that.<ADamiani> "Our teacher says we always have to tell what happened if we get bruised."<ADamiani> "Huh?"<Shannon> "Your teacher doesn't always know what's best!"<Shannon> "Right now, mommy needs you to be quiet about this, ok? No-one is to know that I... fell."<ADamiani> "Mommy, where did you fall?"<Shannon> "IT DOESN'T MATTER! JUST BE QUIET!"<ADamiani> WAAAAAH!<Shannon> She cried, of course she did.<Shannon> But once we'd both calmed down, I knew what I had to do.<Shannon> I covered the eye up with foundation and concealer, and I went in to see her.<Shannon> "Adrianna?"<ADamiani> *sniff*<Shannon> "Adrianna, I'm sorry I shouted at you, baby."<Shannon> "But there's something you have to understand."<Shannon> "Something bad happened to mommy, ok? But moomy has an important job now, and she can't be attracting attention. So soemtimes, you have to keep these things quiet."<ADamiani> "You mean, like, not say the truth?"<Shannon> "Honey, we're just making the world a little sweeter. People don't always need to know the truth."<Shannon> "Just keepp some things to yourslef, and you'll amke the world a little sweeter."<Shannon> "Isn't that better?"<Shannon> Isn't it?<ADamiani> She seems to consider this for a long while.<ADamiani> "Okay, mommy."