Your Mom - Gamist, Simulationist or Narrativist?

[Doug Ruff]

Yo mama so Gamist, you gotta pay her an allowance.

[Ben Lehman]

Your mom is so incoherent, there ain't no one in your family having fun.

[DevP]

Gawd, you people get so hung up on GNS. Your mom is just about HAVING FUN.

Just ask anyone.

EDIT: ***WINK***

[Jason L Blair]

Gawd, you people get so hung up on GNS. Your mom is just about HAVING FUN.

WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT MY MAMA?!

Yo mama so fat, she was the model for the Zocchihedron.

Yo mama so sim, I had to Save vs Nasty the first time I saw her.

Yo mama so sim, you gotta roll THREE FEAR CHECKS. One for each of her ass cheeks.

Yo mama so nar, she tells everybody what to do.

[Rob MacDougall]

Yo mama so big...

...she a fantasy back-breaker.

...all roads lead to yo mama.

...she eat ten impossible things before breakfast.

                            (... and that ain't no myth.)

[Daniel Solis]

Yo mama so narrativist, she made you tell bedtime stories.

[Ben Lehman]

I just have to say that this thread is *really fucking inspired*

yrs--
--Ben

[Doug Ruff]

Yo mama so Sim, she not even yo mama. She just pretending she is.

[Frank T]

Yo mama so Sim, she explore just about everything, know what I mean?

[Doug Ruff]

Yo mama so Sim, she explore just about everything, know what I mean?

In yo Dream, homeboy.

[Frank T]

Yo mama so Nar, she take away yo pitbulls and put 'em dogs in the vineyard.

[daMoose_Neo]

Yo mama so Nar each of her 'issues' has its own personality and day of the week!

[Gordon C. Landis]

Yo momma so confused about our parts and her hole, she gave us all her sinnin'-door key.

(I'm sorry, I'm so very, very sorry . . . )

Gordon

[bluegargantua]

*ahem*

 Yo momma's so Pervy her handling time is measured by sailors on leave playing Rifts using the Mega-scale.

 Yo momma's Creative Agenda is dadist.


Tom

[Piers]

Yo mama so fat, we gonna need a four-fold model ta describe her

Yo mama so accomodatin' she don't how beeeeg the horseshoe is

Yo mama gone drifted so far, she might as well be playin' Vietnamese Boat-People: the rpg.

Yo mama so nar, she sends you to ya room if you don't adress premise proper

Yo mama so sim, she had in one of them water births so's you could come into the world immersed

and

Yo mama so Gamist, she's not just about Step on Up, she's always wantin' to get her leg over