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Author Topic: Why Thor Sucks  (Read 4502 times)
Keith Senkowski
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« on: April 04, 2006, 12:47:13 PM »
Let us now share stories about the hows and whys Thor sucks.  Why he sucks at Jungle Speed.  How he doesn't live up to the image of the Marvel Comic character.  I could go on and on, but I leave it to you gentle readers to share you personal tales of woe with the Not So God of Thunder
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« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2006, 12:50:40 PM »
He sucks because no matter how many times he humiliates Keith at Jungle Speed, the stupid (and drunk, probably) pollack keeps coming back for more. Maybe some day Thor will finally get the job done.
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« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2006, 12:54:46 PM »
Quote from: John Harper on April 04, 2006, 12:50:40 PM
He sucks because no matter how many times he humiliates Keith at Jungle Speed, the stupid (and drunk, probably) pollack keeps coming back for more. Maybe some day Thor will finally get the job done.

Ah! Finally! Someone understands my Sisyphean task.
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« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2006, 12:56:52 PM »
No matter what stories about Thor will surface Keith, it will not change the fact that You'll need him to edit CoS Re-Revised edition.
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Keith Senkowski
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« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2006, 01:08:48 PM »
Quote from: drozdal on April 04, 2006, 12:56:52 PM
No matter what stories about Thor will surface Keith, it will not change the fact that You'll need him to edit CoS Re-Revised edition.

This ladies and gentlemen is an internet cock punch.  I want you to notice the fine form of the post.  He stayed on topic while at the same time artfully punching me in the groin like any good lover of Al Jolson learns to do...
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Everything about the game, from the mechanics, to the artwork, to the layout just screams creepy, creepy, creepy at me. I love it.
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« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2006, 01:09:31 PM »
Thor sucks because he edit-slaves full time for Luke and only part time for me.

And cause he wastes time trashing Sen_owski at Jungle Speed. Why tease the poor, pseudo-pollack?
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« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2006, 01:38:47 PM »
Quote from: Michael S. Miller on April 04, 2006, 01:09:31 PM
Why tease the poor, pseudo-pollack?

come closer, child, and i'll tell you a secret:

despite his formidable reputation, when faced with Jungle Speed opponents of legitimate ethnic origins, Thor loses.
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« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2006, 02:12:43 PM »
What I hate about our man Thor is that he'll take the time to demo Burning Wheel or other games he knows so well (and there are quite a few).

Why can't he take a page from Keith's rulebook and stand around convention booths actin surly with sunglasses on using the word fuck in as many sentences as possible?

What is that about?
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« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2006, 02:14:43 PM »
Thor sucks because he doesn't live in Israel.

What's that all about!
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« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2006, 02:26:45 PM »
I like Thor.

Everyone I like sucks.

Therefor Thor sucks.

Simple logic.

P.S. If you are reading this I probably like you too.
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« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2006, 03:04:09 PM »
Thor sucks. But you know what sucks more? The "Thor-Nado".

If you know what I'm talking about, you know why.
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« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2006, 09:41:38 PM »
Having never met Thor or seen any photos, I have to ask:

Does he look like classic Thor, or Ultimate Thor?
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« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2006, 09:49:37 PM »
Quote from: mtiru on April 04, 2006, 01:38:47 PM
opponents of legitimate ethnic origins, Thor loses.
For all those who still live in the dark - "Legitimate Ethnic Origins" = the third world.
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« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2006, 04:50:11 AM »
Quote from: Larry Lade on April 04, 2006, 09:41:38 PM
Having never met Thor or seen any photos, I have to ask:

Does he look like classic Thor, or Ultimate Thor?
Erm.  Neither, really.  If I had to choose, I'd say classic.
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Keith Senkowski
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« Reply #14 on: April 05, 2006, 05:55:29 AM »
Quote from: Larry Lade on April 04, 2006, 09:41:38 PM
Having never met Thor or seen any photos, I have to ask:

Does he look like classic Thor, or Ultimate Thor?

Maybe Ultimate Thor if he got hit by the Hulk until he was shorter and wider without the flowing golden lockes.
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Everything about the game, from the mechanics, to the artwork, to the layout just screams creepy, creepy, creepy at me. I love it.
~ Paul Tevis, Have Games, Will Travel
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