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Matt Snyder
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Fuck poetry ...
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April 05, 2006, 11:36:52 AM »
... it's always been a lot more like Rock n Roll
Greg Stafford = Miles Davis
Ron Edwards = Elvis Presley
John Wick = Paul McCartney
Jared Sorensen = John Lennon
Vincent Baker = Bob Dylan
Paul Czege = Frank Zappa
Clinton R. Nixon = Jerry Lee Lewis
Matt Wilson = David Crosby
Keith Senkowski = Keith Moon
Matt Snyder = Neil Young (natch)
Ben Lehman = John Fogerty
Emily Care Boss = Joan Baez
Luke Crane = Jimi Hendrix (Dies when he's 33; watch out b-day boy!)
Bring on some more ...
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Matt Snyder
www.chimera.info
"The future ain't what it used to be."
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Mark D. Eddy
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Re: Fuck poetry ...
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April 05, 2006, 11:43:35 AM »
M.J. Young = John Michael Talbot
Seth Ben-Ezra = Michael Card
Is E. Gary Gygax = Bill Haley? (With Dave Arneson as the Comets?)
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Mark Eddy
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if wyrd is not against him."
GreatWolf
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Re: Fuck poetry ...
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Quote from: Mark D. Eddy on April 05, 2006, 11:43:35 AM
Seth Ben-Ezra = Michael Card
I will accept that as a high compliment.
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Seth Ben-Ezra
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Matt Snyder
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Re: Fuck poetry ...
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April 05, 2006, 11:59:46 AM »
Michael Miller = Ian Anderson
Joshua Neuman = David Bowie
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Matt Snyder
www.chimera.info
"The future ain't what it used to be."
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Luke
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Re: Fuck poetry ...
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April 05, 2006, 12:02:00 PM »
Jesus fucking Christ, save me from the hippies. Fucking Jimi Hendrix my ass. Hang that hat on Ben or something.
If we're in the Wayback Machine, at least let me be Tony Iommi.
If we're going to cite our roots... Ron's fucking Ian. I'll be Jello.
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Matt Snyder
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Re: Fuck poetry ...
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April 05, 2006, 12:22:29 PM »
Quote from: abzu on April 05, 2006, 12:02:00 PM
Jesus fucking Christ, save me from the hippies. Fucking Jimi Hendrix my ass. Hang that hat on Ben or something.
If we're in the Wayback Machine, at least let me be Tony Iommi.
If we're going to cite our roots... Ron's fucking Ian. I'll be Jello.
Jimi = Hippie
Tommy Iommi != Hippie
Dude, that's some seriously fucked up rock view. Have you HEARD the Sab's lyrics ca. 1970s?
Plus, only fucking Luke Crane would NOT want to be THE GREATEST ROCK GUITARIST OF ALL TIME, BAR NONE. Jeezus!
Wait, the vegetarian DOESN'T want to be associated with hippie god Hendrix?
The mind reels, Crane!
(Also, I lied. Jimi didn't die at 33; I think he was more like 28 or 29.)
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Matt Snyder
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Keith Senkowski
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Re: Fuck poetry ...
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April 05, 2006, 12:26:22 PM »
Why the fuck do I got to die too fat and too young Snyder? Answer me that. By that estimation I got like 3 and half years or some shit. You bastard.
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Conspiracy of Shadows: Revised Edition
Everything about the game, from the mechanics, to the artwork, to the layout just screams creepy, creepy, creepy at me. I love it.
~ Paul Tevis, Have Games, Will Travel
Valamir
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Re: Fuck poetry ...
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April 05, 2006, 12:31:42 PM »
Hey, at least you made the list...I gots no love at all. By the time Matt gets to me I'll have to be Andy Gibb or Don Ho or some shit.
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Matt Snyder
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Re: Fuck poetry ...
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April 05, 2006, 12:33:13 PM »
Name me one better fucking rock icon who can possibly live up to the reputation of the Angry Polack.
Keith Moon? That crazy bastard used to walk around London pubs dressed up like Nazi. I believe a puppet was also involved.
When he drums, it is the sound of thunder swearing.
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Matt Snyder
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Matt Snyder
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April 05, 2006, 12:34:42 PM »
Nah, this one took some thinking, but it came out just right:
Ralph Mazza = Keith Richards
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Matt Snyder
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"The future ain't what it used to be."
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Keith Senkowski
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On A Downward Spiral...
Re: Fuck poetry ...
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Quote from: Matt Snyder on April 05, 2006, 12:33:13 PM
Name me one better fucking rock icon who can possibly live up to the reputation of the Angry Polack.
Keith Moon? That crazy bastard used to walk around London pubs dressed up like Nazi. I believe a puppet was also involved.
When he drums, it is the sound of thunder swearing.
Well that explanation works for me.
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Conspiracy of Shadows: Revised Edition
Everything about the game, from the mechanics, to the artwork, to the layout just screams creepy, creepy, creepy at me. I love it.
~ Paul Tevis, Have Games, Will Travel
Thunder_God
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Still Here.
Re: Fuck poetry ...
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Quote from: Valamir on April 05, 2006, 12:31:42 PM
Hey, at least you made the list...I gots no love at all. By the time Matt gets to me I'll have to be Andy Gibb or Don Ho or some shit.
Pffft, think of us poor people who no one even considers.
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Guy Shalev.
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greyorm
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Re: Fuck poetry ...
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Quote from: Valamir on April 05, 2006, 12:31:42 PM
Hey, at least you made the list...I gots no love at all. By the time Matt gets to me I'll have to be Andy Gibb or Don Ho or some shit.
No kidding. I've been around for FIVE FUCKING YEARS, and no one remembers I'm here. Bah! Hell wit' you all. I'm goin' over here and playing me some free jazz in this smoky dive. Take that, you with your rock and roll! TRUE American artform, here, yeah!
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Thor Olavsrud
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Re: Fuck poetry ...
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April 05, 2006, 12:58:24 PM »
For the non-hippies. ;)
Ron Edwards = Greg Ginn
Jared Sorensen = Glenn Danzig
Vincent Baker = Milo Aukerman
Clinton R. Nixon = H.R.
Matt Wilson = Mike Patton
Keith Senkowski = Henry Rollins
Matt Snyder = Buzz Osborne
Luke Crane = Ian MacKaye
Paul Czege = Jello Biafra
Ralph Mazza = Bob Mould
Mike Holmes = Grant Hart
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Thor Olavsrud
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Eric J-D
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Re: Fuck poetry ...
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Hey you crybabies, quit ya complainin'. Don't wait around for these suckers to say who you are, do the rock 'n roll thing and tell THEM who you are! <wink>
Eric
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