*
*
Home
Help
Login
Register
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
October 21, 2014, 02:25:49 AM

Login with username, password and session length
Forum changes: Editing of posts has been turned off until further notice.
Search:     Advanced search
275647 Posts in 27717 Topics by 4283 Members Latest Member: - otto Most online today: 64 - most online ever: 429 (November 03, 2007, 04:35:43 AM)
Pages: [1] 2 3 4
Print
Author Topic: Fuck poetry ...  (Read 17742 times)
Matt Snyder
Member

Posts: 1380


WWW
« on: April 05, 2006, 11:36:52 AM »

... it's always been a lot more like Rock n Roll

Greg Stafford = Miles Davis
Ron Edwards = Elvis Presley
John Wick = Paul McCartney
Jared Sorensen = John Lennon
Vincent Baker = Bob Dylan
Paul Czege = Frank Zappa
Clinton R. Nixon = Jerry Lee Lewis
Matt Wilson = David Crosby
Keith Senkowski = Keith Moon
Matt Snyder = Neil Young (natch)
Ben Lehman = John Fogerty
Emily Care Boss = Joan Baez
Luke Crane = Jimi Hendrix (Dies when he's 33; watch out b-day boy!)

Bring on some more ...
Logged

Matt Snyder
www.chimera.info

"The future ain't what it used to be."
--Yogi Berra
Mark D. Eddy
Member

Posts: 157


« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2006, 11:43:35 AM »

M.J. Young = John Michael Talbot
Seth Ben-Ezra = Michael Card

Is E. Gary Gygax = Bill Haley? (With Dave Arneson as the Comets?)
Logged

Mark Eddy
Chemist, Monotheist, History buff

"The valiant man may survive
if wyrd is not against him."
GreatWolf
Member

Posts: 1155

designer of Dirty Secrets


WWW
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2006, 11:55:10 AM »

Seth Ben-Ezra = Michael Card

I will accept that as a high compliment.
Logged

Seth Ben-Ezra
Dark Omen Games
producing Legends of Alyria, Dirty Secrets, A Flower for Mara
coming soon: Showdown
Matt Snyder
Member

Posts: 1380


WWW
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2006, 11:59:46 AM »

Michael Miller = Ian Anderson
Joshua Neuman = David Bowie
Logged

Matt Snyder
www.chimera.info

"The future ain't what it used to be."
--Yogi Berra
Luke
Member

Posts: 1359

Conventions Forum Moderator, First Thoughts Pest


WWW
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2006, 12:02:00 PM »

Jesus fucking Christ, save me from the hippies. Fucking Jimi Hendrix my ass. Hang that hat on Ben or something.

If we're in the Wayback Machine, at least let me be Tony Iommi.

If we're going to cite our roots... Ron's fucking Ian. I'll be Jello.
Logged

Matt Snyder
Member

Posts: 1380


WWW
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2006, 12:22:29 PM »

Jesus fucking Christ, save me from the hippies. Fucking Jimi Hendrix my ass. Hang that hat on Ben or something.

If we're in the Wayback Machine, at least let me be Tony Iommi.

If we're going to cite our roots... Ron's fucking Ian. I'll be Jello.

Jimi = Hippie
Tommy Iommi  != Hippie

Dude, that's some seriously fucked up rock view. Have you HEARD the Sab's lyrics ca. 1970s?

Plus, only fucking Luke Crane would NOT want to be THE GREATEST ROCK GUITARIST OF ALL TIME, BAR NONE. Jeezus!

Wait, the vegetarian DOESN'T want to be associated with hippie god Hendrix?

The mind reels, Crane!

(Also, I lied. Jimi didn't die at 33; I think he was more like 28 or 29.)
Logged

Matt Snyder
www.chimera.info

"The future ain't what it used to be."
--Yogi Berra
Keith Senkowski
Member

Posts: 725

On A Downward Spiral...


WWW
« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2006, 12:26:22 PM »

Why the fuck do I got to die too fat and too young Snyder?  Answer me that.  By that estimation I got like 3 and half years or some shit.  You bastard.
Logged

Conspiracy of Shadows: Revised Edition
Everything about the game, from the mechanics, to the artwork, to the layout just screams creepy, creepy, creepy at me. I love it.
~ Paul Tevis, Have Games, Will Travel
Valamir
Member

Posts: 5574


WWW
« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2006, 12:31:42 PM »

Hey, at least you made the list...I gots no love at all.  By the time Matt gets to me I'll have to be Andy Gibb or Don Ho or some shit.
Logged

Matt Snyder
Member

Posts: 1380


WWW
« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2006, 12:33:13 PM »

Name me one better fucking rock icon who can possibly live up to the reputation of the Angry Polack.

Keith Moon? That crazy bastard used to walk around London pubs dressed up like Nazi. I believe a puppet was also involved.

When he drums, it is the sound of thunder swearing.
Logged

Matt Snyder
www.chimera.info

"The future ain't what it used to be."
--Yogi Berra
Matt Snyder
Member

Posts: 1380


WWW
« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2006, 12:34:42 PM »

Nah, this one took some thinking, but it came out just right:

Ralph Mazza = Keith Richards
Logged

Matt Snyder
www.chimera.info

"The future ain't what it used to be."
--Yogi Berra
Keith Senkowski
Member

Posts: 725

On A Downward Spiral...


WWW
« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2006, 12:38:05 PM »

Name me one better fucking rock icon who can possibly live up to the reputation of the Angry Polack.

Keith Moon? That crazy bastard used to walk around London pubs dressed up like Nazi. I believe a puppet was also involved.

When he drums, it is the sound of thunder swearing.

Well that explanation works for me.
Logged

Conspiracy of Shadows: Revised Edition
Everything about the game, from the mechanics, to the artwork, to the layout just screams creepy, creepy, creepy at me. I love it.
~ Paul Tevis, Have Games, Will Travel
Thunder_God
Member

Posts: 486

Still Here.


WWW
« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2006, 12:39:08 PM »

Hey, at least you made the list...I gots no love at all.  By the time Matt gets to me I'll have to be Andy Gibb or Don Ho or some shit.

Pffft, think of us poor people who no one even considers.
Logged

Guy Shalev.

Cranium Rats Central, looking for playtesters for my various games.
CSI Games, my RPG Blog and Project. Last Updated on: January 29th 2010
greyorm
Member

Posts: 2233

My name is Raven.


WWW
« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2006, 12:48:59 PM »

Hey, at least you made the list...I gots no love at all.  By the time Matt gets to me I'll have to be Andy Gibb or Don Ho or some shit.

No kidding. I've been around for FIVE FUCKING YEARS, and no one remembers I'm here. Bah! Hell wit' you all. I'm goin' over here and playing me some free jazz in this smoky dive. Take that, you with your rock and roll! TRUE American artform, here, yeah!
Logged

Rev. Ravenscrye Grey Daegmorgan
Wild Hunt Studio
Thor Olavsrud
Member

Posts: 349


WWW
« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2006, 12:58:24 PM »

For the non-hippies. ;)

Ron Edwards = Greg Ginn
Jared Sorensen = Glenn Danzig
Vincent Baker = Milo Aukerman
Clinton R. Nixon = H.R.
Matt Wilson = Mike Patton
Keith Senkowski = Henry Rollins
Matt Snyder = Buzz Osborne
Luke Crane = Ian MacKaye
Paul Czege = Jello Biafra
Ralph Mazza = Bob Mould
Mike Holmes = Grant Hart
Logged

Eric J-D
Member

Posts: 187


« Reply #14 on: April 05, 2006, 01:24:06 PM »

Hey you crybabies, quit ya complainin'.  Don't wait around for these suckers to say who you are, do the rock 'n roll thing and tell THEM who you are!  <wink>

Eric
Logged
Pages: [1] 2 3 4
Print
Jump to:  

Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.11 | SMF © 2006-2009, Simple Machines LLC
Oxygen design by Bloc
Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!