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[szilard]

"Any game where you have separate HP for your spleen is pretty complicated." - Mike Holmes

In my game, I have hit points for the gall bladder, but not the spleen. Is that okay?

Stuart

[Jonathan Walton]

Right! We'll show those [censored] at RPG.NET what the Forge is really all about!

Well, Pag, I was going to post you a response on the Forge, but Ron Edwards censored it!  Damn his authoritarian control!  If I wanted that, I'd go to China!

[Paganini]

In my game, I have hit points for the gall bladder, but not the spleen. Is that okay?

Not unless you also have hit points for the Forge.

[szilard]

Not unless you also have hit points for the Forge.

In my game last night, the party killed Hephaestus and destroyed the Forge. This web site should shut down now, or else it will be unofficial with respect to my campaign world.

Stuart

[Valamir]

...somewhere along the line the rules of this game seem to have been forgotten...

Oh well, its still amusing.

[szilard]

...somewhere along the line the rules of this game seem to have been forgotten...

Oh well, its still amusing.

The rules didn't support my Narrativist goals for play, so I ignored them.

I thought everyone at the Forge plays freeform, anyway.

Stuart

[Anonymous]

...somewhere along the line the rules of this game seem to have been forgotten...

Oh well, its still amusing.

The rules didn't support my Narrativist goals for play, so I ignored them.

I thought everyone at the Forge plays freeform, anyway.

Stuart

Freeform?

Is that why the tentacle beast kept having its way with me even if I rolled perfect 20's? Your a bastard story teller... you know that?

[xiombarg]

I thought everyone at the Forge plays freeform, anyway.

Everyone at the Forge knows that freeform play is just for people who are afraid to state their social contract. Real members of The Forge are dedicated Gamists in the HackMaster tradition.

[xiombarg]

Freeform?

Is that why the tentacle beast kept having its way with me even if I rolled perfect 20's? Your a bastard story teller... you know that?

Hey! Criss-cross posting isn't allowed at the Forge! I demand this thread be split!

[szilard]

Freeform?

Is that why the tentacle beast kept having its way with me even if I rolled perfect 20's? Your a bastard story teller... you know that?

Hey! Criss-cross posting isn't allowed at the Forge! I demand this thread be split!

I demand that the moderators of the Forge lift the ban preventing Kriss-Kross from posting.

Stuart

[ethan_greer]

Speaking of tentacles, did anyone here on the Forge see that article on CNN about the collosal squid they discovered?  This thing gets bigger than the giant squid, and it has hook-like teeth on its tentacles!

http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/science/04/03/colossal.squid.reut/index.html

[Lazy Smurf]

Freeform?

Is that why the tentacle beast kept having its way with me even if I rolled perfect 20's? Your a bastard story teller... you know that?

Hey! Criss-cross posting isn't allowed at the Forge! I demand this thread be split!

Are writhing tentacle beasts criss-crossing the hallowed halls of The Forge in search of true love, or is it just another blatant pro narrativist ploy to generate posts?

Perhaps casual visitors to The Forge will never know for, as rumor has it, the heavy authoratative fist of moderation is whacking offending non-narrativist posts with the atomic death knell of censorship doom!

[szilard]

Are writhing tentacle beasts criss-crossing the hallowed halls of The Forge in search of true love, or is it just another blatant pro narrativist ploy to generate posts?

So the Forge has a forum devoted to hentai, now? Unsurprising, really.

Stuart

[greyorm]

Are you some kind of communist...

No, but I am a communist, exactly as the secret Forge decrees declare! Card-carrying CoRE member since 1999! All hail Bob...I mean Ron!

...No one at the Forge believes in the greek myths

That's a heck of a statement coming from someone with the word "Pagan" in his name! Don't you know that all the games at the Forge promote paganism, heathenry and idolatry? Just look at Sorcerer!

[Blake Hutchins]

SunsaTHINKINbitchiz!  Why can't joo just GAME like normal peeple?

Worship the AntiCHri5t,

bLAK3